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Cape Cod, MA
Joined September 2012
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Flight : $350 Hotel : $400 @Expedia “rick rolling” everyone with their hold music during the #coronavirus outbreak? : ....Priceless
I love paying @Expedia extra money to pick my seats on a 7 hour flight only to have @AmericanAir / @British_Airways try to charge me AGAIN 😑😭.... #stress
If you told me 15 years ago that one day @MCRofficial would take a hiatus and then come back for a reunion and @Ticketmaster would charge $400+ for the cheapest ticket to an ARENA show... I probably would’ve stopped listening to them to avoid the heartache.
America runs on shreds of plastic in their breakfast and choking hazards. Thanks @dunkindonuts
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Don't mind me. I'll be over here, dropping $100 on @DeathWishCoffee cauldron-aged pumpkin. Gotta make sure to make it last this year!! 🙌☕️☠️
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Welp. Almost made it to the opening credits of @SpiderManMovie before the power went out at @RegalMovies ... lobby full of psychos in the dark looking for a refund and I’m over here just hoping to score some bonus Regal Points. #allthecredits
After months of wanting one, my wife finally ordered herself a @hydro_jug. After seeing hers, I needed one of my own! Less than stoked that it was stolen less than 48 hours of receiving it though... #tryingtostayhydrated 😭
Today I learned that @RealKiefer is a country music artist & I'm not mad about it. Waiting on a "BBQs at CTU" single, but until then I'm jamming his latest release, Reckless & Me.
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Noel Acciari is tripped. St. Louis scores. Unbelievable.
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Things I've heard tonight; "Hell yeah, Pabst of draft bro!" - 50-something year old dude.
I literally cannot comprehend why @Delta feels the need to separate my wife & I on every single flight, despite booking together & checking in as early as possible. Oh, but if I pay extra to move both seats, just maybe... 🤪
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Hey @NkealHarry15, you better update that @Twitter bio soon. Welcome to the @Patriots! 🤘🏻😎
What. A. Day. For pop radio. Between @MartinGarrix, @TheChainsmokers, T Swift & @zaralarsson... there’s some 🔥🔥🔥 out today.
“ALIVE AFTER ALL” Available 5.16.19 on all digital platforms. More details this week... (Video cred: Ariana Sarwari x EOTCDXVI)
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Just realized there’s gonna be a serious @ClashofClans reunion at the @hailthesun show tonight. @mrchark you coming? Bring King Aaron.
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As I listen to some of the garbage on the radio, I REALLY appreciate how @nfrealmusic can remain one of the hottest rappers on the scene without objectifying women & bragging about his own drug abuse. #doesthismeanimold?
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Happy Birthday to ME! Scooping up a @DeathWishCoffee mystery box with hopes of getting some cool new swag 🤞🏻
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Shout out to @finneas, the real MVP today. Super impressed with the new @billieeilish material & the work put into it. 🤘🏻😎