shane finch🦅

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST

I like how ninja turtles wear masks to hide their identity. Its not like you’re a giant fucking turtle or anything…...

I want my last words to be "Hold my beer and watch this shit."

The girl next door to me has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Either that, or I need a smaller telescope.

Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.

NEVER judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Unless he is wearing crocs. At that point you know hes a douche.

CURSING: Helps relieve pain by 50% percent.