@ItsMrsPlugg
 Maryland, USA
Joined January 2022
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
Rachael Sinclair šŸŽØā˜•@SinclairArt2h
I don't have kids so you can ignore my opinion if you'd like, but I think a month full of trunk-or-treats is dumb and has watered down the spirit of Halloween. It all felt so much more special when it was one night of going house to house in (likely) a homemade costume.
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
Mama Ken@_KendraDawn_18h
theyā€™ll parlay the mortgage if you let them!
bee@BumbleWitTheBeeOct 26
Iā€™m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
wingless angel@EdwinChaos14h
BeyoncĆ© starting the day. Jay ending it. Yā€™all can never make me hate the Carters!
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@__Onixivy_14h
the best monday weā€™ve had in MONTHS.
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
šŸƒ@cardamomkiss10h
It's good to have many childless friends as a mom because they're happy to come over just to hang out and talk while you fold laundry. Mom friends can't do that because they're busy folding their own laundry
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
Night Sky Today
@NightSkyTodayOct 1
šŸšØ: A 9-year-old girl, Shreyovi, won an international photography award with an incredible shot.
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Just realized that even after 5 kids I never had to pay for childcare lmaooo
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
MM@jimmifrmthabloc13h
HOES MAD
Joey
@gothamhiphop14h
Roots Picnic Reasonable Doubt 30 year anniversary The Blueprint 25 year anniversary Yankee Stadium Sofi Stadium Super Bowl Halftime Show What a year for Jay-Z šŸ”„
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
SUGAFREEā„¢ļø@trixxxen10h
Ew why am I up rn
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Apple Music
@AppleMusic14h
GOATā€™s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI

JAÅø-Z headlines #AppleMusicHalftime

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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
angel@zmlegna19h
parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUSOct 26
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
PmAmTraveller
@pmamtravellerOct 26
an acrylic and gouache painting of a person underwater in a sketchbook by artist Gizem Bozkurt.
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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovOct 26
duck wallet
Yellow velvet duckling coin purse with an orange duck-bill clasp, closed and open

ALT Yellow velvet duckling coin purse with an orange duck-bill clasp, closed and open

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The REAL Suburban Mom retweeted
biggie shortie šŸ«§@BiggMamaQueOct 25
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They fight so hard for oppression and then cry and say it was so hard to be a mom. Like yea no duhhh you made it that way šŸ¤£šŸ˜­
sara@seabbyy22h
canā€™t be away from your kids for 2 days, canā€™t attend your friendsā€™ important events, canā€™t leave the house. i promise you guys motherhood doesnā€™t have to suck that bad
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I made ham for Sunday dinner last night so naturally I used that bone to make black eye peas over night and Iā€™m so embarrassed of the amount of bowls Iā€™ve had today lmao
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As a grown up whoā€™s been hosting thanksgiving for 10+ yrs Iā€™ll say you could do thanksgiving for ~17 ppl for like $900 in 2011. This year itā€™s close to $2000. This is supposed to be a day to celebrate with your loved ones, support the people doing the hard work if they need it.
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@__xJay22h
If I invite you to come eat at my house for thanksgiving , Iā€™m paying for everything . If you host you pay , I thought it was always like that , nobody ever pitched in when my grandma or mom hosted unless they wanted to but barely
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Me and my mother in law usually split thanksgiving costs and never had to ask for help but some families have grandmothers on a fixed income stressed out on how they gunna pull it off and no one is stepping in to help. AT MINIMUM you should be letting granny use your EBT card omg
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schway lex.@Lexual__21h
Tweet, mute, move on
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Whipped cream, I just make my own. Specialty teas, just buy herbs, dry them on my own and combine. Icings, I just make my own. Pre-made desserts and snacks for the kids, I just make my own. Coffee, I just order raw beans online, roast and grind on my own.
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@biigremOct 26
whatā€™s one grocery item youā€™ve completely stopped buying because the price got so ridiculous you just looked at it and said ā€œOH FUCK THAT BULLSHITā€ šŸ˜­
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Ever since I told my kids the babyā€™s ear work in utero they include him in all the family convos and even give him a ā€œvoteā€ when we making decisions as a family lmao. But ima be honest us being a family of 8 is kinda crazy cause we donā€™t have a tie breaker vote anymore.
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