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...my head is bloody but unbowed.

Joined October 2023
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When online, you honestly can always ignore anything Nobody knows you have seen their BS or know that you believe they are morons for whatever they post So instead of getting angry, you can just ignore. They won't know that you ignored them Same with the read-receipt off gang.
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Basically saying, don't hold these ladies accountable. "It's enabling" (just saw that somewhere💀) Anyway, I do not agree with her. I like to believe people when they show me whom they are. And as I always say, you have no right to whatever you see no reason to give.
Back in school, a colleague mocked a guy for giving up his seat for her during postings. It was a heated argument and the opinions were very shocking. Next day, during posting and one of the ladies who was championing the argument of mocking the guy was in obvious discomfort from cramps. And she couldn’t get a seat. Everyone continued with posting as though nothing happened. The consultant (female) spoke and asked why no one was willing to surrender their seat despite the state of the babe. The argument from the previous day came up and she listened attentively to all the points. And she concluded “DO NOT TREAT THESE LADIES BASED OFF WHAT THEY SAY, ELSE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HUMAN SIDE.” Since then, I just treat people as good as I deem fit regardless of their takes.
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I thought we all agreed that this kind of information is not necessary on the internet for many reasons.
Apart from the useless ekiti state HMB that pays it's junior medical offers around 400k, most states in Nigeria pays it's junior medical officers and registrar's around 500 and 600k. I rejected an offer from kogi of around 650k. My friends in Lagos and Ibadan are earning 600-800k monthly working in medium to big private hospitals. The country is very different now chief. It's only sufferhead doctors in Enugu, imo and Abuja that take 300k salaries in 2026.
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this nysc p mehn person life just dey waste for Ibadan💔 working on credit no experience in my field of study no adventure i just dey shout stop making noise for class everyday like fool.
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Question for the TL 🩺🩺
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Very dull people
Abdulaziz Yaradua wants you to manage a multiply injured patient requiring a vascular surgeon and orthopedic consult in a small shop at Iragbiji
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I'm very interested in what was done to him. He should be struggling to breathe by now.
UPDATE. They've caught him.
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When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together. Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction. Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life. An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late. I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?" Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year. But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself. But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
When it all works out, you'll be so pissed with yourself that you worried so much.
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You people can get solar and are capable of paying 450k per month for diesel but nobody thought of contributing money to install solar where water is being pumped?
Lmao, my estate requires EVERYONE to pay about 450k a month for diesel and people found it ridiculous so guys started getting inverters to solve the electricity problem. That’s how they stopped turning on the Gen altogether because there wasn’t enough money for diesel. Normally-
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Now, pls don't be selfish. See that demon to the jail where he belongs 🙏🙏 Please and please.
UPDATE Every item has been recovered ; even tho he formatted the files it can still be retrieved back A big thank you to everyone who came through to help out. God bless you🙏🏾
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Mad man
We once had this patient during my HJ, she had 4 girls already and had just delivered triplets. They were preterm hence needed incubation. When the husband found out only one of the 3 was a boy, he only agreed for that one to be incubated and told us to throw the girls away… 1/2
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URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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I hate thieves! Why are you, an adult, a thief? Why have you decided to be stealing what belongs to the others? Any thief deserves the worst punishment possible tbh.
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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Post-HJ, my very first work outside my HJ centre was a locum gig. Saturday morning! I resumed, only to be informed that a lady gave birth over the night and has been bleeding I reviewed her and soon realised she had a cervical tear. Water first commot my eyes🥲🥲 Eyes have seen😭
There’s cervical laceration and there is CERVICAL TEARR! JI HO VAH!
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You go wan cryyyyy🥲
There’s cervical laceration and there is CERVICAL TEARR! JI HO VAH!
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"Former side chick."💀
I just remembered a mischievous act of mine from years back. I went to visit a crush years back from Ekiti to Lagos, and when I got to his house, I snooped around (it's what I do in people's house lol) and found a lady's lingerie in his wardrobe, then searched futher and found...
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1. Bathe with Irish spring (make sure it's between 9-9:30am) 2. Nivea body cream ( focus on just your hands and legs ) 3. No dey sleep for anybody house 4. Anything your babe is using, use it behind her back There you have the 4 greatest secrets.
Men, please share your skin care products / routines. Thank you.
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Who is this one btw?
You might be a Doctor, and I respect your achievement, but you don’t really have sense like that. You are childish and silly.
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Lol. You are a user, and I know what you are up to. You want your friend to pay half of the cost, knowing fully well that he won't always be around. That satisfies your need for "your own space" that you can't afford to get alone. If his brother stays with you, it ruins your plan
Na why dem no dey help una be this. When his brother was living with him, he accommodated you. Suddenly, you don't want his brother living with you people because you're contributing to a bigger space. You're a witch.
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I know many people will cringe, grumble or outrightly disagree but tbh, I believe that a response such as "You are a woman, so I'm not surprised" is not sexist in a bad way. Women are fundamentally different in everything they do. The question is, are you willing to accept that?
Co creator with God, a very big Olodo, so it means all the knowledge doctors have is theoritical except they pass through that condition before they can actually manage it properly.
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This one that I keep seeing $18,000 everywhere, I hope it eventually comes my way o🤲🤲
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