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//unapologetically thick 🍑//💜💜//isaiah 54:17//trainer// bikes #plussize!!!!!!! @casandrafaith25

Kajiado, Kenya
Joined December 2023
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Selling my grandma sweater at 10,000
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Jana I hanged out with a friend anaishi na dem yake. After ma drinks akanishow akifika mtaa mamaa lazima ata mnusa njwang'a..I couldn't believe it bana 😂😂
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Joan retweeted
My biological dad trying to come back into our lives after 26 years is the funniest thing ever. 😂 Halafu he ends the call with "I just wanted to say hi to you guys na Mungu awasaidie." Atasaidie mahali haungetusaidia?? 😭😂
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I have mastered the art of cooking ugali mayai adi unaeza dhani unakula ugali nyama
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Some of your mothers made mistakes birthing you.
Hey @grok is this actually true? 🧐
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Joan retweeted
Tilapia babes ukua ungovernable, unatoka kazi jioni unapata gaidi imenyoa kama Pogba 🤣🤣🤣
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Ndio mkuje uku mtuite mambuzi😂😂
I hate a man who finishes quietly 🥱 like do a roar or something.
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Wagirite ta nyanya ya iganjo ruciini
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kwani watu waliacha kulala bedroom??
Sleeping with dirty dishes on the sink is the absolute ghetto
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I could arrange the alphabets,I would put U and I together.🌝
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Aside from peace, can I be upon you?
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Hatujasoma. Tulifunzwa tu mother tongue. Na Asante for concern cunwo inati ní múcuukani
Replying to @_MungaiJnr
Potato twitter hamjui lugha ingine
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We wi Kihii!.. siongeangi na wanaume hawajatahiri!.. PEA baba yako simu.
Replying to @s1ah_wanja
Bitches be tweeting anything nowadays smh
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Wacha nicamp apo kwa 30 year old and above ☺️☺️
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Mind you, your face is 50% teeth.
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Good morning brethrens
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Swahili dishes alafu unaserviwa mukimo ya njahi
Restaurant huitwa Swahili dishes 99% hupika upuzi
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I'm so happy aki🥹
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If they put him as Deputy, we might actually fix Kenya. People are shocked that his county budget isn't running out, despite ranking #17 in county allocations. He’s just doing his job na hamuamini that shows you how much tunaibiwa.
NEW OUTPATIENT AND INPATIENT COMPLEX MURANG’A LEVEL 5 HOSPITAL
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Hii weekend nayo I have been so clean 😄
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mann I hate poor ladies wdym huna fare...
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