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Floofy snek warmonger. Gym, Games, B̶r̶a̶i̶n̶w̶a̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶, Hockey. Think Less, Do More.

Joined February 2026
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ケルト音楽の装飾音を理解したリンク ♪伝承曲「The Foggy Dew」
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CHAT TO US NICELY
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Ok! It is not a scam. Bay leaves are the ‘missing’ flavor in a lot of dishes that don’t have them. It’s one those things that you notice when it isn’t there, but have trouble picking out. Bay is an essential background flavor. A deeply nerdy thread 🧵
I'm convinced bay leaves are the greatest scam in culinary history. I dutifully throw them in every time a recipe calls for them, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t doing anything. Has anyone ever tasted a dish and thought, 'You know what this needs? More bay leaf'?
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the act 3 twist #deadlock #billy #ivy
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When you have a friend
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British man and British sheep #cod #ghost #callofduty #shaunthesheep
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Girl I'm bored let's accessorize and become fully rendered
New freakazoid just dropped, check them out 👀
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Yoooo its the guy
U.S. Army Special Forces, specifically from the 7th Special Forces Group. The soldier is participating in an amphibious assault demonstration during the Hyundai Air and Sea Show in Miami Beach, Florida.
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Never question my loyalty to Umbrella. I finally fixed up my HUNK mask and put the cosplay on again! You've got some friends of mine to thank for poking me to bring this back.
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Heard that Flowers song from Mikey Cyrus the other day and now have started a super villain rewrite. "I could give myself powers, fly me across the land. Terrorize you for hours in ways you don't understand..."
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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An American pronounced Sarajevo like "Serra-HEY-voh" like it's gringo Spanish once so it could always be worse
Anglos mispronouncing Dubrovnik is one of the most grating things the human ear can experience.
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they just forced asmongold take his first shower and his body washed away just to reveal he was the River Spirit all this time and he thanked us and left for the pure lands it was crazy
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Lets get Philomena Cunk to interview Elizabeth Holmes next
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