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Joséphine, vit d'ironie, de danse et de chocolat. (et un peu de soirées aussi) - toulousaine expatriée

Sheffield, England
Joined August 2010
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Beat team in the world to watch
Elche 0-5 Barça Barça 5-2 Rayo Vallecano Valencia 0-5 Barça Barça 5-1 Feyenoord Barça 7-2 Racing Santander Barcelona have scored 5+ goals in FIVE matches so far this season. They've only played seven games total 😮‍💨
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100???? wtf? He’s an alien
💗🇦🇷 Lionel Messi, the fastest player in MLS history to reach 100 goals for his club in all competitions. 155 G/A in 114 games. 100 goals, 55 assists.
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Fuck that
Today I learned there are people who really go to the gym and raw dog the entire workout with no headphones, no caffeine, and no pre-workout.
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This is the same guy who a few weeks ago was doing costings like an accountant talking about how their midfield was value for money over how much City and Liverpool had spent 😂😂
It is time for Jason Wilcox or Omar Berrada to face the media. No more club controlled interviews, it is time to answer questions that they don't have bearing over. Manchester United sold Michael Carrick short this summer, he's not the one who should be answering hard questions. Wilcox & Berrada have been at the club 2+ years, they should be under more pressure than Carrick.
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The way they tried to blame this guys hair for Utd being shit should be studied 😂
Day 712 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 😢 Current Streak - 0/5 Little Princess Trust Fundraiser in bio 💜 #hairchallenge #manutd #mufc #hairgrowth
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Blundell for you
When did our fan base become so miserable. I’ve just unfollowed someone who was moaning about the club releasing gear from a period when we were crap. All the replies were people agreeing and moaning some more.
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BULLSHIT
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Just call them bro or big man
gym is the only place where I recognise 20 faces and know zero names
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This is good by his dad. It’s the clubs decision to do the best for the club and Mac will do what’s best for him with the club potentially not offering him a new deal
Alexis Mac Allister’s father: “Nobody from Liverpool’s management has contacted us about renewing his contract so far.” “We have a valid contract with Liverpool and we are committed to it. If the club does not offer him a new deal, that is their right. For now, Alexis must give his best for the club in every match at the weekend. “Alexis is not disappointed. That is a decision for the club to make. We do not judge their decisions; we simply prepare for what comes next.” Have Real Madrid contacted us? “Nobody from Real Madrid has contacted us at any point during Alexis’s career.” [@365Scores]
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I like Roy but this is a bit hypocritical for a guy who always has a pop back at people. Nothing wrong with what Foden did . It’s banter, fans give it should accept it
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roy Keane: "Phil Foden REALLY IRRITATED me when he did that walking to the bus after the game. WHAT AN IDIOT!" 🗣️ Ian Wright: "Yea but these grown man are talking SH*T TO HIM ROY!" 🗣️ Roy Keane: "So? Why are we making excuses for this? Is he [Foden] 6 years old?
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Jurgen always has the right words. You can see why players love him
Klopp on Florian Wirtz: “The exchange with Flo was very pleasant. We’re keeping in touch from time to time. “I think he’s the player who covered the most ground at Liverpool this season, so the willingness is absolutely there. We have to move away from expecting to see special moments from him. He needs to help us as a team. “We have to make sure that Flo feels comfortable with us. When the team works, every player shines as a consequence. “We need to be satisfied when Flo Wirtz plays a game in which he gave everything but didn’t register a goal or assist. We simply need to give the boy the feeling: ‘That was more than good enough today. You helped us as a team. We won 1–0 or 2–0.’ “And then all the experts in the world sit there and discuss why he still hasn’t worked out. There are just as many reasons to say: ‘He’s working perfectly well. Now let’s take the next steps together.’ “That applies to Flo and all the others.” [@iMiaSanMia] #LFC
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I give you two Bs - Beardsley and Bellamy
Excluding Alexander Isak, name 2 players that have played for Liverpool and Newcastle
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Them chips ahoy cookies are something else 😂😂
Ohhhh my GAWDDDDDDDD
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It was all very weird. Drake always gets played. That iceman album was 🔥
I fear I got a little too gassed over the Drake beef LOOOOL. Because somewhere between Kendrick winning and me acting like England had won the World Cup, I forgot one very important thing. I actually really like Drake. And the most embarrassing part? I never stopped listening. Take Care. Views. Scorpion. CLB. Thank me later. These albums are attached to actual periods of my life. So as much as I enjoyed watching the battle play out, one rap beef was never going to erase that. Kendrick won. Drake lost. Both things can be true while I still play the music I like. Maybe the internet made me feel like I had to pick a side forever. But seriously, who am I performing for? Quote-tweet me. Cook me. Ratio whatever u guys call it lol But when I close the app, I’m still going to play the music I like New Substack: I Fear I Got A Little Too Gassed Over The Drake Beef. 🔗 - mimithemusicblogger.substack…
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Robbo deserves everything. We shouldn’t ever forget what some of these legends that don’t play for us anymore gave this club I certainly won’t
Look at all the lads getting round Robbo. Nine years, man 🥹. Forever one of our own. ♥️
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13 - Since he joined Liverpool ahead of the 2023-24 season, no player has scored more goals from outside the box for Premier League clubs in all competitions than Dominik Szoboszlai (13). Marksman.
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Throwback to Conor McGregor’s legendary tweet about Khabib’s wife that triggered millions of people. 💀
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Can't believe a fella we've got on loan is my favourite footballer of all time.
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Perfection ✨
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The technique is so good! You see why he can strike the ball so well and hit the target
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