@JAMnit_JAM

Imagine if Psyduck smoked ciggies, wanted evil people gone, made old references, and DJed live on Twitter. That's me. PS: And if he used postscripts a lot.

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Joined November 2022
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I need a pinned tweet that serves as a thread to keep all the tweets of mines that I want more likes or views on.
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It's crazy that they Tinderified seeking mental help.
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Today I learned "s'mores" isn't short for Shemar Moore...
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Heads up but this is dope.
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#BREAKING: A Mexican lynch mob broke two child rape suspects out of jail and beheaded one of them.
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The "Candy Zombies" Halloween episode of Abbott Elementary has Barbara referring to Baby Thanos as Baby Theranos and Gregory is dressed up as Captain Sully which is funny in hindsight in this post "You Can See Everything" world.
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“I Was Going To, But Then I Didn’t” - a memoir
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali19912Oct 26
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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You know I'm a feminist because I bodyroll to witchy music.
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Jokes on you. I'm on homebase and invulnerable right now.
skylar@S_xddcxxOct 25
fuck introverts
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DJ Sigh Duck is LIVE for a special Monday Funday #MondayMotivation style. PS: Fuck Nicki Minaj and #IDontWantToOverreactBUT shoutout to the UK regarding Chris Brown, innit xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEWQj…
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PPPS: I need to add more music to the "make direct fun of white women" part of my setlist. PPPPS: The two songs I got so far
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Since there is #Fallout76Giveaway and a #MW4VinylSweepstakes going on, never forget DJ Sigh Duck is giving out good vibes for free through Apple, Android, Microsoft, Verizon data plans, and whatever other devices.
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DJ Sigh Duck is LIVE for a special Monday Funday #MondayMotivation style. PS: Fuck Nicki Minaj and #IDontWantToOverreactBUT shoutout to the UK regarding Chris Brown, innit xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEWQj…
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Replying to @slvt4katya
I say it was their first great episode (usually the sketches are just ok and the Weekend Update is really good)
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PS: Slide thru and help me get famous because if they let that white guy rap off beat last week, I got a chance to be the musical guest in like series 4, innit xitter.cf/JAMnit_JAM/status/2114…
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DJ Sigh Duck is LIVE for a special Monday Funday #MondayMotivation style. PS: Fuck Nicki Minaj and #IDontWantToOverreactBUT shoutout to the UK regarding Chris Brown, innit xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEWQj…
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PPS: Yo ABBA was riding the fuck out the "On and On and On" beat
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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT somehow went from 8 viewers to close to 600 in like twenty mins. PS: WE PARTYIN and saying fuck Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj.
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@JAMnit_JAM22h
DJ Sigh Duck is LIVE for a special Monday Funday #MondayMotivation style. PS: Fuck Nicki Minaj and #IDontWantToOverreactBUT shoutout to the UK regarding Chris Brown, innit xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEWQj…
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PPS: A scientific study on why I suddenly get cold when I have a lot of views...
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PS: The homie Ryan Gosling just showed up again (guess I gotta crank Dead Man's Bones now)
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We need rapistkillingmaxxxing
Pop Base
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‘maxxing’ has been named Word of the Year 2026 by dictionary.com. (dictionary.com/articles/word…)
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DJ Sigh Duck Presents "Monday Funday: I SEEN Everything" xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEWQj…
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Finally watching the rest of "You Can See Everything"... I live two blocks away. That's my Thai spot.
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Duolingo should come out with Ouija boards.
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