@JBONAMASSA

Guitar Collector, Guitar Player... There are two letters that separate infamous and famous, I am not sure what applies to me anymore. Sell by date: 11/08/2039

 Nerdville East-West
joeb.me/bonalinks
Joined April 2009
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No! Thank you for coming!
Markku Palkoaho@MPalkoaho18h
Replying to @JBONAMASSA
@JBONAMASSA Great show, thanks for coming to Helsinki again🙏🏻 I saw the first show at Savoy Theatre also in 2009
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No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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33 years ago today, The Ramones sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Burns. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Simpsons Quotes@QuotesSimpsons1Oct 19
Now when I say, "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod. No problem. Hello Mr. Thompson! I think he's talking to you… #TheSimpsons
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Simpsons Quotes@QuotesSimpsons1Oct 18
I wish for world peace. Lisa, that was very selfish of you! #TheSimpsons
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Top 5 Simpsons cameo appearances. Brilliant!
Smells Like Ottos Jacket- A Simpsons Podcast@SmellsJOct 18
Well actually, that’s a pretty good explanation Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 19
Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 19
Apu's new voice has been revealed. It is the first time the character has spoke in almost a decade.
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 18
On this day in 1856, Prime Minister Lord Palmerston died.
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Variety
@VarietyOct 19
'The Simpsons' Surprise: Apu Is Heard for the First Time in Nearly a Decade, as Sunil Malhotra Takes Over for Hank Azaria (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…

‘The Simpsons’ Surprise: Apu Is Heard for the First Time in Nearly a Decade, as Sunil Malhotra...

'The Simpsons' brought back Apu's voice for the first time in nearly a decade, with the new voice now played by Sunil Malhotra instead of Hank Azaria.

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Why bother? Socialist guitar collecting? Your logic: Everyone gets a 1950s Les Paul no matter what your commitment is to a lifetime of work to earn the dosh to buy one? Do you realize that I have really worked fucking hard for this shit ? And still do 🤷‍♂️
Fred Lloyd
@funkystuffhereOct 18
Replying to @JBONAMASSA
Well then, Joe, wtf are you going to do with it? I'll go out on a limb to say that it's not your best guitar, or your favorite. So then, why bother? Other people who don't have a single '60s LP might like to join the club.
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Official statement from Nerdville West: This morning Agent R successfully executed a guitar extraction from the great state of North Carolina. Most of the information will remain classified as not to reveal tactical details of the operation. All I can say is thank you to my new friend Robert for selling me his father's 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard that he bought brand new and cherished for 67 years. Nerdville is honored to be the new custodian of 9-0887 aka "The Charles Burst" named after Robert's late father. 😎👍
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Guitar Gods Unleashed
@gguworldOct 17
Every year, Rory Gallagher came home to Cork to play Macroom, Ireland’s first open-air rock festival. In 1978, he made it legendary. He rolled up in a car, grabbed his battle-scarred ‘61 Strat, ran straight up the steps with no soundcheck, and tore into “Shin Kicker.” Pure rock and roll.
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This is why I am glad that I use 5 springs on Stratocaster guitars with tremolo. 😎👍
Guitar World@GuitarWorldOct 16
Joe Bonamassa's nightmare string snap at Buddy Guy's 90th birthday bash guitarworld.com/artists/guit…

“There’s videos of me playing five strings. I broke a string in the first bend”: Joe Bonamassa’s...

Bonamassa had to style it out at the biggest blues event of the year

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31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
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Get well soon VOR! Sending love to one of greatest to ever grace the stage and someone that I love very much.
Blues Rock Review
@BluesRockReviewOct 15
Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Glenn Hughes is now resting at home following a 10-hour open-heart surgery bluesrockreview.com/2026/10/…
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I am doing better on my diet. I believe I am down about 8 pounds after the summer tour. Thank you for the encouragement!
CertainPointofView@FantastocMaxOct 15
Replying to @JBONAMASSA
You've misunderstood the quote like everyone does. The customer is right in their selection phase (such as what colour they want or size etc) the customer is not always right about process or complaints. Do better
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You are saying that my Dad being a sole proprietor of a small business that couldn't afford an employee hence relying on his son for help, is not in your definition of "working class"? Trust me, we had very few luxuries in our humble home growing up. We were a proud, hard working, lower middle class family that made something great for ourselves through sheer determination and a lot of luck. Oh, and ah, I'm from New York, we reserve the word "retarded" for the really special cases like yourself. 😉🤡
Monguer Review@monguerreviewOct 15
Replying to @JBONAMASSA
We meaning working class people who don’t have the luxury to have their father as a owner/boss so no, it doesn’t count as much but kudos for helping your dad. Also, for someone who lives in the south, you use the R word very lightly, perhaps is something too close to the heart?
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