Software Engineering (https://xitter.cf/t.co/5ztLhf0GSg), USCF National Master, two-time Oregon Chess Champion, UChicago alum, human to 1.5 corgis. #RipCity opinions = my own
Portland, OR
Joined January 2009
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This is real sadness. Like what you’d expect to see from him if affordable housing were built in his neighborhood. – at Portland, OR
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The @trailblazers are the only NBA team in the last 25 years with a 20-0 or better run to open a season.
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Blazers 124 | 83 Suns
Final
🚨SCORIGAMI🚨
It's the 3,191st unique score in NBA history, and the 1st this season.
Unpopular opinion: I’m excited for the impact of the NBA’s new anti-tanking lottery reform on the regular season. Teams like Brooklyn and Milwaukee are going to be trying in February, and will ruin some postseason teams’ seeding as they try to avoid the bottom four spots.
Carrington played at the level of a player paying his team $20 mil a year to play for them. Incredible.
(He was the centerpiece of the deal the blazers made for Deni lol)
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One of the most Bill Simmons things ever:
On his latest episode he unveiled a new NBA segment called “one guy,” in which he goes through each team and lists one guy he’s intrigued by.
With the very first team in the segment he couldn’t help himself and had to name two guys.
My main thought on the Blazers’ preseason opener: “If only there were an ideal gif to send when people voice premature doubts about Ja Morant…”
Anyone else noticing that the Facebook algorithm had some kind of update in recent days, and the news feed shows you even sloppier of slop than usual lol
Exactly the kind of news we want to continue making at a time when the on-court product is more exciting than it’s been in 8 years lol.
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Saw a guy at the gym I’d never seen before struggling on a machine so I took the headphones off and said “hey man, you mind if I show you a trick with this?” He came up 5 minutes later and said “that really worked! Thanks for the advice”
Reminder-
It costs 0 dollars to be nice, and you can do it in a way that doesn’t shame people or make you sound like a condescending dick
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Anyone know what time the Portland Trailblazers practice & would they allow me to watch despite having no affiliation with their organization❔
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Report: The Portland Trail Blazers are SUSPENDING star Shaedon Sharpe 25 games.
Sharpe was found to have used “mild profanity” in Call of Duty game chats as a 6 year old.
