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Iowa City is the greatest town in the known universe and I’ll die on that hill. I live to ski & pray for snow

Joined November 2015
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Hang it in the louvre
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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That is a deep, deep curse infestation at Nebraska. It never ends.
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Nebraska fan here. If we lose to “Washington” I’ll take a fuck ton of laxatives and blend whatever comes out into a smoothie and drink it on IG live
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The fan base is so loyal but they still this it’s 1995 😭
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Better give Rhule a contract extension so we can fire him after next week. Might as well keep the clown show records consistent. Keep that streak of contract buyouts going.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF MATT RHULE ISNT FIRED TOMORROW
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Fire Matt Rhule.
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Literal dumpster fire of a program.
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We really have an idiot as a head coach.🤡
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F I R E Rhule
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Wish the fans would grow a pair and stop showing up
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Yup I’m officially on the fire Matt Rhule train
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Nebraska football is a joke. The fans are either really dumb or love the pain.
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IF BADGERS DONT SCORE Wisconsin has been shut out three times since the start of last season. No other Power Four team has been shut out more than once in that span. @ironfbstats for the stat
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FINAL | Nebraska 10, Washington 17
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FINAL: Badgers 0, Hawkeyes 30.
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She wasn’t alive the last time Wisconsin Football scored points against Iowa
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Iowa has outscored Wisconsin 114-16 since Luke Fickell took over.
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MARCHING ON! Congrats to Coach Schulte and Xavier Football on their 52-0 first round playoff victory over Davenport North tonight! #WeAreXavier #BeXceptional
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