JD Witherspoon

After the champagne debacle, we've now decided to rename these drinks: Jagermaister - Jaggermaster Lager - very light ale Wine - Alchograpejuice Vodka - Clear whiskey Creme de Menthe - Mouth wash Cinzano - Dusty Bottle Guinness - Black ale Aperol Spritz (?) - Irn Splash

Bugger. Adrian from purchasing was in France to buy Champagne. The vineyard learnt he was from JDW, so put the price up by 20%! Gonna now buy British, it's 20% more expensive and isn't called champagne! Result!

We've replaced our famous burgers & curry dishes with 3 new gammon based dishes!

We like to think that we care for our dedicated clientele... dailym.ai/2L80otg

I'm not one for forin holidays, but a friend pointed out this lovely looking place in Puglia, southern Italy. trullofedelle.com/

Geoff has sourced some great crockery for the Blind Brexit in Brighton. Should make the locals happy.

Punter in the Frog & Brexit, Gravesend, has a new tattoo...

***New beverage*** Pickle Juice! Geoff reckons it's all the rage in California...

It's Thursday!

Breakfast will never be the same. Class for Andy in recipe dev.

Geoff has come up with a novel serving idea. Can't see it myself, anyway, Mrs Spoons reckons we call it the Brexit Shit Stew...

This looks hot!

At least Andy in food dev is working. Like the look of these - Spaghetti Donuts!

EVEN MY LOCAL IS AWFUL...I can't take much more of this today.

Those guys at Los Pollos Hermanos, they got our delivery mixed up. Not sure what this is. Geoff's on the phone to them now, apparently they're sending some guy called Heisenberg round to inspect...

NO MORE PLEASE! Come back EU staff! New manager needed quick at the The Mechanical Elephant Brexit in Margate!

...not a good day. Mrs. Spoons showed me these reviews of the Wallace Hartley Brexit in Burnley. Since Milos left, it's gone to pot!

Looking for a new manager for the Elk & Brexit in Blackpool.

Geoff reckons we should stock beer shampoo, not so sure it'd work though as most of my customers don't wash.