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The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪@JEllulz4 Feb 2024

Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich

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Ed Blake@Therealedblake8h

Gonna be doing a lot more blitzing

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RossRadio@cqcqcqdx8h

Surprise when replacing the wall plate cover!!

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

This picture was originally posted to Imgur in 2016. imgur.com/a/eCbbw

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The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪@JEllulzMar 4

my local indian place renamed Chicken 65 to Chicken 67

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Stoned turtle

✿ LunaBerry ☆ VT ✿

@Berry_vtuber_16h

What do you see, chicken or bird🤔

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He was addicted to foodahol

John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw

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None of this shit would've happened if you all had switched from php to ruby like you were supposed to

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LLMs won't lead to AGI but quantum might. Qubits are kinda like neurons. Goodnight.

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I'm𓅃AnEagleKillMice🐁@PavlouvianPater8h

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today. -who said it?

14%Customer in GoodBurger

9%Homer at KrustyBurger

77%Wimpy tells Popeye

0%Customer tells SpongeBob

22 votes • 15 hours

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sporktoddler@sporktoddlerOct 22

Replying to @_____feifei

jesus hussein christ

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kate♡@unimpresst15h

They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?

kate♡@unimpresst7 Aug 2024

My family has always been “no cheese” for tater tot hotdish idk

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Why would they do that after posting an $80B loss or whatever

@unusual_whalesOct 22

BREAKING: Anthropic to publicly file for IPO as early as Friday, per YF

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@Joe_ICHTHUS22h

"Continental drift" describes the rapid movement of continental philosophy away from being real philosophy.

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Straight

clit@clit_cannibal15h

is there a term for women who are attracted to men but dont really like them

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I just had a vision of the future and they've done the grizzled veteran with a beard wearing a baseball cap thing to Bond

Breaking: JAMES BOND screen tests happening this weekend, as early as Friday. Callum Turner, Jack Lowden are testing, Jacob Elordi is not. My sources tell me that Jack O'Connell is not but there are at least 3 actors testing, according to sources hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

James Bond Screen Tests to Happen This Weekend: Finalists Emerge for Next 007 Movie

The marathon to fit into the tux is nearing its end.

hollywoodreporter.com

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Just looked at a work email and got mad immediately

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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses16h

EINS ZWEI HÜT HÜT HEIK

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It should be directed by Wes Anderson starring Jason Schwartzman as bond and Bill Murray as the Bond girl

Jack Lowden is reportedly emerging as the frontrunner to play James Bond in Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming film. Targeted for release in 2028.

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Should've just gotten a Scrum Master certificate instead of a PhD

30-Year-Old Princeton PhD With Nobel-Cited Research Fails To Land Job After 2,300 Applications ndtv.com/feature/30-year-old…

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I don't really think we should be creating relics from our political figures but I do think it's funny that the people who claim to be rabidly patriotic are routinely destroying shit like this

@allenanalysis18h

🚨NEWS: Pete Hegseth wanted a priceless World War II-era globe used by Dwight Eisenhower displayed in his Pentagon office, but instead of waiting for professional curators, his staff attempted to move the historic artifact themselves and DROPPED IT, puncturing the globe near Antarctica and breaking its mounting, according to The Washington Post. The Pentagon confirms the damage.

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