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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Jorp retweeted
Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK
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a "voz sardaukar" que ouvimos na introdução dos filmes de Duna são na verdade do Deus-Imperador Leto II, 3.5 mil anos no futuro
Ele seria uma espécie de "narrador" e última testemunha histórica, já que vivenciou toda a jornada de seu pai Paul Atreides pelas memórias genéticas.
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back in 2008 my dad was an “Obama is secretly Muslim” conspiracy believer but in a positive way 😭 he was like he has to hide his faith to lead this country Mashaallah
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A striking stat re AIPAC performance in the midterms. In 2022, almost 70% of its funds went into races where it got the desired result. In 2024, it was 87%. In 2026, that figure is 34%.
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