Husband, Father, Amazon Seller, Casually Sarcastic

Life
Joined September 2010
Fertility doctor that figured out why my wife was having miscarriages We now have 3 kids
What’s one purchase that was worth every dollar?
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If people used hours worked to purchase x,y, & z, I believe there would be less dumb shit purchased If you make $20/hr and you want the new iPhone that costs $2600, it’s not $2600. It’s 130 hours of work 3.25 40 hr work weeks
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A few pics from today
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I would like my payment in Bitcoin Mr Orange man…
BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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There are some things you should say on social media. This is not one of them
Having to ask my wife for money to pay bills. For a few months now, she has had a separate bank account because I drained ours to cover margin calls but I’ve now drained my own bank account to the point that I don’t have enough to cover bills. So now I have to see if she can transfer money to my account to pay the bills about to hit because these markets aren’t recovering enough for me to get out of margin call and put money back. Exhausting stuff. Everyone is getting wiped.
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Confirmed: Dollywood is 1000x better than Disney - cheaper ticket prices - better food - more for kids to enjoy - no weird Disney adults
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View from the front door
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Been a lifelong ND fan I’ve always known to never talk smack when it comes to ND For all the ND fans talking sh*t and saying we were going to BYU…take this opportunity to please shut up the rest of the season until the game is over.
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The Lord has provided as he always does. I was hired today to help with running new waterlines under a house. Just a call out of the blue from a guy i havent spoken to in months. I made $350 today for 8 hours labor. Guy had no clue I needed the money. Praise God.
Its been a while since I did any graphic design work on X. But does anyone need anything done? Im broke a molar and need $320 by Monday to get it extracted. Im in a crap ton of pain. Not asking for a hand out, just seeing if anyone needs some graphic design work done.
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Not a bad view
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I can’t wait for people on Facebook to see the roadster demo in 6 days They are going to lose their minds
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I. Am. Deceased
Every morning and night No matter how busy I am, I remember to hug my boys Not because I love them But so that when they grow up they never feel the need to stand in line with other adults For Pokemon cards
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Flying over the boomers going 17mph below the speed limit in the left lane
Before praising the flying Tesla, ask yourself what problem it actually solves.
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“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car” My brother in Christ, In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion. Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going. The UN never took his offer.
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ThAt’s NoT tRuE… I present to you: receipts:
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“Mukeshkumar Somabhai Chaudhari”
JUST IN: ICE arrests Minnesota man, Mukeshkumar Somabhai Chaudhari, for allegedly illegally voting in the 2024 presidential election as a non-citizen.
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Hey @saracrypto_eth You’re really going to steal my post word for word…. Be better xitter.cf/jhartflips/status/2111…
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Elon has never created a thing except a proprietary adapter for power in Tesla cars. Musk does not invent shit, he has others do the work and takes credit when he's busy getting his daily K fix. His entire empire is built on gov. subsidy. He's the ultimate welfare queen.
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"Just put the fries in the bag"☠️
“It doesn’t even fly. It’s not that impressive” Ok bro, neither is your bank account Just put the fries in the bag
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“It doesn’t even fly. It’s not that impressive” Ok bro, neither is your bank account Just put the fries in the bag
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