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JM

@JMjustcomedy

Stand Up Comic, former Host on the FOJ Live Podcast, and host on the Comedy Bus. Oh yeah, don't forget, Space Cowboy. Let's go.

Joined May 2012
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I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.
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Trump knows he is going to LOSE in 2026. His plan to rig new Congressional seats is going to backfire — thanks to California. Now, he’s clamoring for other ways to cook the results. This man reeks of DESPERATION. Let’s keep up the pressure.
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Trump’s election rigging comes to an end now. California won’t stand by and watch Trump burn it all down — we are calling a special election to redraw our Congressional maps and defend fair representation. This is a five alarm fire for Democracy. Vote YES November 4.
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Apparently it does matter.
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Erica Knight (@_EricaKnight) profile pictureErica Knight
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.@FBIDirectorKash: If you assault a law enforcement officer, you’re going to jail - period. It doesn’t matter where you came from, how you got here, or what cause you claim to represent. If local jurisdictions won’t stand behind the men and women who wear the badge, the FBI will.
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Who agrees? 😡
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OMG! This young man is spot-fucking-on about Trump and the blithering idiots who support him. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
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Ashli Babbitt is not a martyr. She was a domestic terrorist who died while attacking our Capitol. The end.
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Donald Trump wasn't elected again because of Joe Biden. Trump was elected because there's a sickness running through America disguised by religion, perpetuated by ignorance of our own history, and accelerated by middle-aged men who don't know who to blame for their failures.
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This hasn’t aged well.
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Fox News when there’s a scandal in the Trump admin
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Too harsh? ⤵️
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The barber revealing his own hair piece to make the kid more comfortable & confident 😢❤️
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Breaking News: A 20-year-old woman was fatally shot while she pushed a 3-month-old child in a stroller on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, the police said. nyti.ms/3IhZ6db
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Game of Thrones: "We want to have the worst ending of the night" WWE: "Hold my beer..." 👀👀 #MITB #GameOfThronesFinale
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Do you have a name picked out already? Because you do now.
lucky 13 (@TheLuxeHippie) profile picturelucky 13@TheLuxeHippie7 Nov 2018
This baby only wants @Moes_HQ all day, everyday 🤰🏼
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Replying to @lyndsyfonsecaX @DiarraNuru
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Tomorrow is #FreeQuesoDay and we've got limited edition tees! Post your queso pics with the #FreeQuesoDay tag and you could score one!
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