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I come here to giggle

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2011
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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Barely made it through night 1 of halloweekend and I have two more nights to go
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i hate gay halloween cuz wdym you’re the seagull in is it over now😭
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A retired eye doctor sued Gwyneth Paltrow for $3.1 million over a ski crash. She asked the jury for $1. She won the $1 and never got her legal fees back. When his lawyer brought up her "very expensive vacation," Paltrow answered: "Well, I lost half a day of skiing." February 26, 2016: Paltrow and Terry Sanderson collided on a beginner run at Deer Valley in Utah. Each said the other hit them from behind. He said he broke four ribs and got a concussion that changed his life. January 2019: he sued for more than $3.1 million. That claim was dismissed, and by trial he was asking for $300,000. Paltrow countersued for $1 plus attorney fees. In the video below, his lawyer presses her on the $1 under oath. Paltrow says: "It's an actual dollar that I'm asking for." March 30, 2023: after less than three hours, the jury found him 100% at fault and gave her $1. April 2023: both sides dropped the fight over her legal fees, and he agreed not to appeal. Sanderson's side: a 76-year-old with four broken ribs walked away with nothing. Paltrow's side: she said giving in to "a false claim compromised my integrity." So did Paltrow win by asking for $1, or did a $3.1 million lawsuit cost her far more than that?
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i love gay halloween cuz wdym you're taylor swift and charli xcx sounding a damn mess together
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Quenlin Blackwell & Gabbriette as Brenda Meeks & Cindy Campbell from ‘Scary Movie 3’ for Halloween.
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're Ramona Singer wearing her True Faith Jewelry™ t-shirt while giving Bethenny Frankel a reality check on the Brooklyn Bridge #rhony
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're Madonna's stereo speaker legs? @Madonna @madonnaHQ 🪩
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Alex Consani as the Spy Kids Thumb-Thumbs for Halloween 2026
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Lisa Rinna as Kylie Jenner for Halloween.
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YALLLSJKSKSJSKSKSOOWOWIDIDU
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Lily Allen dresses up as a Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween: “Never beating the allegations #bluedotfever”
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My favorite video ever
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no shade, but this is the most nerve i have seen on Drag Race in a longgg time
KY outright trying to tell the judges that they’re wrong, I can’t believe it what I’m watching😭 #DragRaceUK
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I genuinely cannot believe this is a real exchange between a voter and the Vice President of the United States.
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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This may be the single best post I've ever seen
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change stun as the stars of "White Chicks" in their annual Halloween costumes.
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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