Stoned samurai.
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2020
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Time to burn down the old temple. Starting a new phase of my digital self.
An ongoing thread of self improvement. Each new consecutive day is a new intention in an attempt to become a better version of myself. Intention Dedication Day 1: Focusing on humility today.Luv to all
HOLY FUCK Yall! Look what I found! 2020 Twitter stoner compilation in all its glory 🔥 when times were simple and non toxic. We look so young 🥹
“You don’t stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing” 🔥Passing in some weed and shenanigans. Cheers fuckers ❤️ nothing but love to ya
Today is ‘Bring Your Kid To Work Day’ ☺️ putting this baby gal in the tent at my dad’s right after work so I brought her with. Figured she would enjoy some jobsite sun, wind, and music 😃
A month ago my son was at Soldier Field for his first concert (Kanye) with my cousin. Tonight he’s at United Center for his first Bulls game with his bestie. Kid is living the life… but he’s gonna be dragging ass at school tomorrow 😄 told him he still has to go to school 🤷🏻♂️
My beautiful nephew and niece sent me a video showing me their blade haul and the fact the thought of their old Uncle Jhondo made me cry like a baby 😭 These two are getting married next month and the world is a better place for having young folks like this in it ❤️🔥
1 teen at a haunted house. 1 at a football game. 2 at college. 1 at work ☺️ this feels weird. Full week of work in the books. I’ve earned my relaxation. Good music, shitty coffee, and mid weed. Cheers fuckers ❤️👊 we are alive 🔥I love you
Raising my gentlemen to be soft hearted and thick skinned, but my men have taught me far more than I could’ve ever taught them 🥺
My girls visited from college and wanted to hit the city. I found the weed cafe thingie, tipped the guy nicely and told him to make me the strongest fucking weed coffee he can muster. I had a blast stumbling around the Harry Potter store and walking the streets with my besties!
Today marks my 26th year as a union plasterer/cement mason. Walked onto the jobsite right outta high school and starting slinging mud ☺️
Cheers fuckers ❤️ Passing in a Swisher mini blunt, 150 mg of edibles, and some black coffee. Hope my friends are doing well tonight. Don’t let the bullshit distort your reality and stay sane out there, yall. Together we rise ❤️ love to all
New Buffalo, MI Dispensary Haul 🔥
10,000 mg of edibles, a pack of blunts, and 2 vapes for $130. Should get me to Christmas 😃
Getting my boy styled up and ready to turn some heads and cut some rug on the dance floor 🔥🙌 Doesn’t he look handsome, yall?!
The pain of having my twins leave for college a few weeks back has been fucking terrible 😭 but they do FaceTime me every single night and that has been a band-aid. Maybe they really do miss me too 🥹 it hurts hard though. Really hard, but I’m happy to see them thriving.
My bestie got me this hoodie (the only article of clothing I have with words or print). I wore it in public and got 3 compliments on it 😄 I asked the young folk if I’m too old to wear it and they all said “fuck no”
So there… ☺️
