July Roeuth

The Knicks really got the power of friendship. You know how that works in all anime

If you stumble or lose your way, you’re not lost forever. I be quoting professor x to my patients 100%

People in the west coast will never truly experience the rush of shouting “cabs awwww heeeeyyaaaa” and taking 3-5 shots out the door and having bitches on your lap on the way to the club in a yellow taxi and dabbing up the driver

Homie said I don’t like athletes who marry their HS GF. It’s lame, get some hoes for my respect 🤣🤣🤣

Duo-Lingo Lily is such a fucking buzz kill

Ordered a large pho to work and they didn’t give me a bowl. Now eating it out of a cup. Sick

Debating if I should watch marvel doomsday in a Spiderman costume

My coworker moved here from Kenya 6-7 years ago. She’s 1000 days deep in duo-lingo Vietnamese. She loves the culture, the food, and the people so much she’s embraced it. Mentioned her daughter’s friends are all Vietnamese and her church is Vietnamese. This is America

Stop vaping. Smoke cigarettes like a man

Now I’m stuck with a crying fart baby after my 12 hour shift

My 2 year old niece surprised herself with her own fart she cried

My girl be wanting a fancy kitchen and shit but can only make cup noodles

My shorty really missed her flight. Damn. I’m not free this weekend

Called a patients husband her father

I’ve been at work since 7pm. It’s midnight and I’m finally able to sit down. That rush was noooooo joke

48 hours and there’s Keisha Lance Bottomless Mimosas. Bruh lmfao

My shorty really out of town this weekend. Let’s fucking go!!!!

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO LAWYER UP!

Drinking responsibly is wack. Thank god I can’t hang anymore

Election really felt like a sports final