Rt Hon James

Was getting the train the other day, Asian guy was the staff on the barriers. 3 sisters came up to him all in Islamic dress having just got off a train without a ticket, they told him, everyone had a laugh and he let them through the disabled gate Let’s see who they fine

Studying for a year a Brixton Metropolitan University should apparently allow you to stay in the UK forever

Naive this, Chelsea flogged us a turd and got us to pay 10mil for the pleasure, they obviously won’t have a break clause and will keep us on the hook for the wages Properly bent us over

I can’t believe some of you guys were hyping up Mikey Moore, this is what an exciting talent looks like. Potential is levels above Moore’s

We’ve got a Martin Lewis style government with no adults in the room It’s all about saving a quid off your bus ticket, fiver off your energy bill but nothing big picture Everything is about cost of living, a pathetic scarcity mentality, nothing about growth or building wealth

When we get riots like in Paris, they’ll be a huge section of our public, media and politicians that will want our police officers sacked for putting hands on the rioters

The government will have spent 50mil on consulting and not seen what I could see in 10 seconds of hearing the story Stop ghettoifying London ffs

Got a takeaway dinner in the O2 the other day, the member of staff serving me behind the counter couldn’t speak English She had another Indian guy with her that was having to translate, scarily close to a come fly with me sketch Should be a British teenager, it’s madness

Pedestrianising Oxford Street Nice idea in but, the reality will be gangs of people on e-bikes that go 60mph armed with machetes snatching phones, bags, chains and watches knowing police won’t be able to get near them You can’t have nice things and this immigration policy

Have you ever met one of those bores that does “van life” They’re always really grubby with a dirty beard and smelly clothes They’ve apparently have more freedom and have escaped the rat race but they’re washing in a pure gym and sleeping in a lay-by with no heating

There’s honestly no reason we couldn’t put a run together and win the next 5

The degree to which De Zerbi tactically dominated Alonso seems to have flown massively under the radar The gaffer got it spot on and schooled him

Remember when Moussa Dembele got a retrospective 8 game ban for scratching Diego Costa? Guarantee this blow to the head will be ignored though 👍

Despite being 2 feet over the line, you know if there wasn’t the tech they’d never have given us this

Robertson was great today, a player with the bollocks for the big occasions

Spurs honestly need to write to the Premier League Should be upgraded to a 4 match ban on review. How isn’t it violent conduct, Bentancur went for far less