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Jacob Stocker

@JStock013

Paramedic πŸš‘ @cpfc πŸ¦… @mclarenf1 🏎️

 South West, England
Joined June 2015
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Kevin Chapman
@lollujoOct 30
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
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CPFCGAO@GAOcpfcAug 31
The king is dead. Long live the king #cpfc
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Crystal Palace F.C. (@CPFC) profile pictureCrystal Palace F.C.
@CPFCAug 31
We can confirm that Daniel MuΓ±oz has completed a permanent transfer to Nottingham Forest. Everybody at Selhurst Park thanks him for his service and wishes him well πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄
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Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst: - The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired - The Queen of England died - COVID hit - 2 national lockdowns - Russia invaded Ukraine - Abramovic sold Chelsea - John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace - Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Palace won the FA cup and community shield - Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or - Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again - Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One - Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times - Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times - The AI boom - Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice - Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors - Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times - Watford have had 14 managers - Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again - Southampton lost 9-0 twice - Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga - Elon Musk bought Twitter - OceanGate submarine imploded - Apple have released 8 new iPhones - Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies
Brighton & Hove Albion (@BHAFC) profile pictureBrighton & Hove Albion
@BHAFC7 Nov 2025
Sliding towards Sunday... πŸ’­
Two-pic split screen graphic of Anthony Knockaert and Solly March knee sliding against Crystal Palace after scoring against them in 2018 and 2023. Hoping for similar scenes on Sunday!

ALT Two-pic split screen graphic of Anthony Knockaert and Solly March knee sliding against Crystal Palace after scoring against them in 2018 and 2023. Hoping for similar scenes on Sunday!

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Phil
@pnm1979Mar 12
πŸ”΄πŸ”΅GIVEAWAYπŸ”΄πŸ”΅ If Palace beat Larnaca tonight I’ll give away one of my new FA Cup final prints (A3 unframed). Just share this post and I’ll choose a winner at random. 1c3880-4c.myshopify.com/prod…
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Luke@LT_1905Mar 5
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY WE'RE HAVING A BALL BRIGHTON AND MILLWALL HAVE WON FUCK ALL
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brooke πŸ†@nowthenmardybxmMar 1
lets play a game!!#pl and @FA_PGMOL only deemed one of these four challenges worthy of a penalty! can you guess which one?😁
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Wiseview
@_IanAdams18 Sep 2025
Catching up with @JStock013 and celebrating his incredible hard work in achieving a Paramedic Degree. No ice creams this evening, only intoxicating liquor. #Exeter had better watch out! #Result πŸ₯ƒπŸš‘
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#CPFC
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Frey rls@cfcFrey1 Feb 2025
Don’t say anything just retweet.
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Jean-Philippe Mateta’s past 365 days: ⚽️ 34 goals πŸ…°οΈ 3 assists The most goals among any Premier League player over that span. World class? πŸ€”
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Crystal Palace F.C.
@CPFC2 Feb 2025
The Theatre of Palace πŸ¦… #CPFC // #MUNCRY

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Courtesy of my good friend @_IanAdams I've spent today at a corporate hospo day at @OfficialECFC. A first for me! Cheers Ian, you bloody legend 🍻
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Another goated Feathers McGraw chase scene. Wallace and Gromit you’ve done it again
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Crystal Palace F.C. (@CPFC) profile pictureCrystal Palace F.C.
@CPFC15 Dec 2024
Great day at the seaside with my friends. #CPFC // #BHACRY
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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸŒŠToday, This is not Valencia, this is the town Tenbury Wells UK. The moment the flood entered. #StormBert
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Formula 1
@F115 Sep 2024
For the first time in a DECADE... 🀯 @McLarenF1 are your Constructors Championship leaders! 🧑 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Williams to Logan Sargeant after the Dutch GP #F1
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15/08 13:26 #Kidderminster. One crew from @HWFireWFhub rescued Hank the Tank from a cat flap. One happy customer.
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Formula 1 (@F1) profile pictureFormula 1
@F125 Jul 2024
Another piece of the 2025 driver jigsaw slots into place 🧩 #F1
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Formula 1
@F121 Jul 2024
OSCAR PIASTRI IS A FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX WINNER! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί HE'S DONE IT AT THE HUNGARORING πŸ† #F1 #HungarianGP
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