Jane Foster

I just got hit with an orange peel. DARCY.

He's been really good about visiting.

Coffee? Yes? Good.

@UhManDough @moccauygongco Oh, stop that, you two...

I was wondering why a smut awards account was following me, and then I remembered my stint with @IceAndShadows .

Wait, hold on. Where did all of you followers come from? Did you see Erik on TV and just not know where to follow him?

Oh god, I'm starting to sound like Darcy. "I made science."

Where's Stark? I need to tell him that I made more science and kicked some ass without a suit.

Darcy keeps raving about this game called Portal, though.

Let's not talk about the things that just happened, okay? Okay.

@UhManDough @moccauygongco Me? Pretty? You're sure you've got the right Jane?

#Thor2 Thor's hair is nicer than mine.

Besides, having Darcy as an intern just ruins all other interns. You'd probably need to give me 4 to equal one of her.

This intern just introduced himself to me as "Peaches". ...Peaches. Coulson, maybe Erik's better off with Peaches here.

I just found Thor's Poptart collection. And by collection I mean pile of wrappers.

Gave myself a black eye by dropping my phone on my face. That's what I get for texting in bed. #girlgenius

Who gave Thor crayons, anyway?!

Thor, just because crayon colors are named after food doesn't mean you're supposed to eat them!

One can't play science with Stark and then get up early the next day. Come on, Jane, you can do this. Leave the blankets.

And this is why I never play science with the chemical engies. *covered in soot from an explosion*