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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
When this conversation comes up, I always go back to this really succinct quote from Fran Lebowitz.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The fact that Jennings still hasn't retracted despite recieving notice from both Snopes and Piker's legal team that his statements were provably false is open and shut proof of actual malice, and the damages meter continues to run. Wild. 😑
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Whoever said the 2028 Democratic presidential candidate should run on extraditing Zuckerberg to Lula’s Brazil deserves an award.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The moral of this story is that a lot of you are not only desperate to treat your friends like shit without incurring any social cost, but also want to appear justified and morally superior in doing so.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
"Establishment Democrats ratfucking progressive candidates actually proves that progressives need to run better candidates!"
No. It doesn't, actually. It just proves that the Old Guard needs to go, and take all their paid mouthpieces, like you, with them.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
lula won in brazil. chris brown is going to prison. they revealed jared kushner being a mossad agent. kesha backstabber music video out today. early midterm voting has a super high turnout. ed sheeran is still ugly. oh girls we are UP!!!!!
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
One of the best parts about Lula's victory in Brazil 🇧🇷 is watching in real time all those Polymarket/Kalshi bros eat shit and lose their money.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
“How dare you say we abandoned trans people”
22 hours later…
“Dems need to abandon these ungrateful trans people”
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The Vivek Ramaswamy thing is wild
I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a candidate October Surprise themselves before
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
GOD: I want you to give a name for all the animals.
ADAM: ok. "Animals."
GOD: No, give a name to each of the animals
ADAM: that one's Dave.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Today, Brad Lander, rabbis, and other New Yorkers accompanied Palestinian farmers during the olive harvest. For that, they were detained by the Israeli government.
Harvesting olives is not illegal. The occupation is.
I am thankful that Brad has been released. But other New Yorkers remain detained, and they must be released immediately.
The same Israeli government detaining them has committed a horrific genocide against Palestinians, killing more than 74,000 people over the last few years alone.
The detention of these New Yorkers must end. The occupation must end. The genocide must end.