Jack Ward

Deal or no deal is such a massive load of bollocks

Nothing amuses me more than dropping hangover farts at work

Pure Shores is hands down the greatest song ever written.

Some deranged cat is going absolutely bat shit on doublegates #cheesing

Pahahaa the xbox one adverts are brilliant

Perfume/aftershave adverts are such a load of bollocks

@BenMorgasm *your. Come on now Ben you're better than this

@BenMorgasm ok Ben but there's really no need to shout

In the bloody legion hahaa

Well that was one of the more eventful McShits I've had. #shauntotherescue

Up for work in 6 bloody hours #killmenow

Would kill to be in Texas for the next few days #texastoast

Katie Hopkins is the biggest bitch

Despite the fact that it's a cover Red Right Hand is definitely one of my favourite Arctic Monkeys' tunes

and I stood on my shitting belt buckle which resulted in a bleeding toe. Ghost investigation is definitely not my strong point

Every time I investigate a mysterious noise in the early hours its due to a bloody open window

Crazy how much I miss being in Liverpool after only 4 days there @BenMorgasm @ChrisJJackman

Pisht.

If this chimp at work refers to Led Zep as 'a right racket' one more time she's getting a slap right on her chin pubes

would love to go for a pint with Saul Goodman