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Reese’s Pieces

@JackJackington

sacre bleu / DMs okay, might ignore you / yassified Pauly Shore in Biodome

Joined August 2011
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i’m drowning
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shining like star light we’ve turned to be lovers in the dark
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🚨 BREAKING: Plans to sell Texas’s Boca Chica State Park to Elon Musk have just been put on hold, a win for campaigners fighting to keep this haven for sea turtles and rare birds protected for good.
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"There will come a time when people will ask for civility and restraint when punishing this criminal regime. It's important that you tell these people to fuck off."
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me when I know I have to work on Monday and these LARPs are nothing:
Shibo (@GodsBurnt) profile pictureShibo
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Hearing rumors… Tonight is the night. Call your loved ones. Stock up on essentials. Go enjoy one last normal evening before the world changes forever.
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no colors left in this world
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Offering Dana White the press secretary role and urging the DOJ to jail members of Congress for conducting oversight. Things are going well
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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Captive Dreamer’s worst sin is that he destroyed and betrayed himself for nothing He’s persona non grata in polite society. He lost his job. His family disowned him. And now he’s getting eaten alive by the same crowd he gave up everything for It’s like watching a Greek tragedy
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my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
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pancakie (@getinmysh3d) profile picturepancakie@getinmysh3dNov 5
what an adorable baby 😭 walrus calves stay with their mothers for a couple of years compared to seals who only take care of their pups for weeks. this sweet baby will need a lot of care and I believe they were rescued by the Alaska sealife center 🥺🥰
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organically distressed Rustler jeans 500 bucks no lowballers I know what i got
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the replies are a gold mine 😭
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Imagine talking to someone in November 2024. "Yeah, the Democrats ended up flipping 9 seats." "That's a pretty thin majority, but I guess 224 seats in the House isn't that bad." "The House?"
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the fire of the gods was tamed in this tweet
Matthew Ogle (@flaneur) profile pictureMatthew Ogle@flaneur31 Jan 2015
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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cold start ASMR
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@uosipzwNov 6
Happy Friday from the Worlds Best Ex Girlfriend !!! I have about 5 minutes to come up with the rest of the deposit to move into my new place tomorrow please please please please please anything helps 🙏🙏🙏 $uosipaw or mmc2868
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they’re not learning their lesson lmao they’re going to get smoked in 28 too 😭😂
Real "MAGA Extremist" Housewives of Iowa (@fairfield_iowa) profile pictureReal "MAGA Extremist" Housewives of Iowa@fairfield_iowaNov 6
ALL 99 Iowa counties shifted blue? Even Lee County, that was just promised the world's largest steel mill by Republicans? Even these counties, with active Republicans up to the 70th percentile? All leaned blue you say. Huh. #Iowa
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Wow. For years, an official in Arkansas allegedly tampered with bar exam scores, pulling points from some test takers and giving them to others. This caused numerous failing exams to pass, and resulted in "at least one instance" where an otherwise passing exam fell below the requisite threshold. cc: @BarExamTutor
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WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE
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they’re all spray painted suit n tie fine dining city slickers lol they don’t actually like rural folks
𝔖𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔞🇺🇸🇮🇷🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 (@rainnyseattle) profile picture𝔖𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔞🇺🇸🇮🇷🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕@rainnyseattleNov 6
Not on topic, but I’ll never understand why Fox News is stationed in New York City when they are absolutely terrified of the people in it. Why don’t they move their headquarters to Mississippi or Alabama?
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these dudes crack me up. they write mid erotic lit and sell it to desperate losers 😂
Master Togan (@Getinwithgame) profile pictureMaster Togan
@GetinwithgameNov 5
When you’re f*cking her Weak guy: Focuses hard on her orgasm. He asks what feels good, slows down to make sure she cums, and treats her pleasure like the main goal. Dominant guy:
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yeah bro just jackhammer her for 2 minutes bro trust me bro she’ll love it big dawg
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