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Father of 3 young men. Husband of a woman with a lot of patience. Enjoys horror movies, college sports, movies. Centrist of sorts. memes.

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Joined July 2021
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The morning after a one night stand with Santa
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"The elves are being eliminated to improve operational efficiency" is not a sentence I ever expected to read in the local news.
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*me at the next register yelling my order* "hola, can I hab a 20 piece shicken nogget, por favor"
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Just 18 months ago Weren't we told how great it was and we should be happy to have so many of them here? Pics and Vids of Mogadishu and the beaches thriving.
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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One of the grestesr fake commercials ever
🥣Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow (‘Saturday Night Live,’ November 11, 1989)
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SO YOU WANNA GO FISHIN IN FLORIDA II.....
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More footage from the secret CCP programme training agents to seduce tech CEOs:
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That's part for the course lol
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She flew to San Diego for a yoga clothing shoot. By 9pm they had her phone, her signature, and a camera rolling. By 4am, she was on one of the most-watched channels on Pornhub. With her full name. She was 22. A religious girl from Washington who taught yoga and paid her own way through college. She had never sent a nude photo in her life. She answered a Craigslist ad for fitness models. She did everything right. She FaceTimed two "reference models" who swore the guys were the best to work with. When they mentioned they also shot porn, she said no. Then she said no again. They said: no problem, it's just an option. Her mom had her flight number and her hotel. A black Escalade picked her up at the airport. The moment it started moving, the doors locked. At an apartment, they took her purse with her phone "for safekeeping." Men stood by the door. They stripped her for what they called a "verification photo." Then they drove her to a hotel, unplugged the room phone, and put a stack of papers in front of her. Sign here. Initial here. No, you can't read it, we're in a hurry. They made her smoke, poured four shots of vodka into her, and turned the camera on. From 9pm until 4am. Every time she didn't look like she was enjoying it, they filmed the scene again. She tried to run out of the room. She was shoved back before she reached the door. When she said she was done, they told her they'd send everything to her parents with her full name. When it was over, she locked herself in the bathroom. When she came out, the two men were eating room service burgers in front of the TV. One of them offered her a French fry. Two weeks later the video was online. The first person to send it to her was a boy from her high school. That same night her parents got it from family friends. For years, her family believed their daughter had chosen to become a porn star. She let them, because she thought the truth would hurt them more. She changed her number six times. Someone left a dead cat on her doorstep. Her marriage fell apart. GirlsDoPorn did this to hundreds of women for over a decade, while selling itself as "ethical" amateur porn. Over a billion views. Around $17 million. One of the men in that hotel room got 20 years. The co-founder ran and ended up on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Half the internet watched those videos and thought the girls wanted to be there. Almost nobody asked why so many of them looked dead in the eyes. She went for a yoga shoot. She came home as a porn star to everyone she knew. How many of the videos people watch tonight were filmed in a room just like that one?
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RIP Stacy Keach. Thank you for playing one of the most overlooked and hilarious TV Dad's ever. Ken Titus.
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wild if true
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In honored of Veterans Day tomorrow, the kids at UT are painting the Rock in The Missing Man Formation. Thank you parents for raising fine young men and women.
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Paddington has tested for the role of James Bond.
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HOLY. SHIT
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Kirk Cousins when he walks through the door at the Vikings facility
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Absolute banger
Name a great film directed by a woman...
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Transport to the 90s
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