@JacobsFieldRBW

Unpredictable mix of satire, Guardians analysis, and random thoughts. If you’re looking for an account that sticks to sports, look elsewhere. Tweets by AJ Baez.

 Cleveland, OH
Joined January 2018
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BREAKING: Tigers to rename Comerica Park to “Fifth Third Park” after the current season. The name change celebrates the franchise’s fifth time finishing third place or lower in the current decade.
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Hear me out: is there any chance Schwebel's went out of business in part because friggin everyone is making their own bread these days?
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We tired out Freddy Peralta I’m sure of it
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It would have been genuinely disrespectful to the team to let him pitch.
BIGPLAY Cleveland
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“He got disrespected by the organization in the postseason.” #StandGuard @JLEWFifty didn’t hold back on how the Guardians handled Tanner Bibee—and his Cliff Lee comparison makes this especially interesting. youtu.be/CxVZmVQOw3M?is=BA59…

Jensen Lewis Says the Guardians Disrespected Tanner Bibee

Jensen Lewis believes the Guardians disrespected Tanner Bibee in th...

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I don’t think that’s going to fix the team
Scott Merkin@scottmerkin21h
The White Sox have informed John Schriffen that his contract will not be extended as the club’s lead play-by-play announcer.   A national search for his replacement will begin immediately.
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October baseball is cool because you get a lot of interesting comments from people who haven’t watched the team play baseball since the previous October.
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Always the Jake retweeted
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@BaseballWRLD_Oct 25
Congratulations to the Cleveland Guardians on winning 72 consecutive division titles
Kody Duncan
@KodyDuncanPGHOct 25
If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions: Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place: NL Central: - Pittsburgh Pirates - Cincinnati Reds - Washington Nationals - Cleveland Guardians - Miami Marlins NL East: - Detroit Tigers - Milwaukee Brewers - New York Mets - Philadelphia Phillies - Atlanta Braves NL West: - Los Ángeles Dodgers - San Diego Padres - Arizona Diamondbacks - Los Ángeles Angels - San Francisco Giants AL East: - Toronto Blue Jays - Boston Red Sox - Chicago Cubs - New York Yankees - Baltimore Orioles AL Central: - Kansas City Royals - St. Louis Cardinals - Tampa Bay Rays - Colorado Rockies - Chicago White Sox AL West: - Texas Rangers - Seattle Mariners - Athletics - Houston Astros - Minnesota Twins
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If your superstition in any way involves not watching your team play then you have lost the plot
Momo@_momopilled_Oct 23
Ignoring your favorite sports team while they’re losing so they can make a comeback is the method
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The first two votes I ever cast in presidential elections were for McCain and Romney I voted against Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024. My main reason was that character matters when choosing a leader Vivek Ramaswamy has just about the worst character imaginable. Vote Acton
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Suck it, non-believers
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Recession indicator
Holly Yeamans@HamburgerHollzOct 24
I still can’t believe @tacobell got rid of Steal a base, steal a taco. 🌮🌮🌮
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October is breast cancer awareness month. One in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer at some point in their lifetime. Never put off a mammogram.
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Today I watched three videos on this app and a Nick Fuentes video autoplayed after all of them. I think my time on this app may be coming to an end it’s such crap these days.
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I think Jo Adell might be the most obvious non-tender candidate of all time sadly.
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2022: “My White Sox will own you for the next decade” 2023: “My Twins will own you for the next decade” 2024: “My Royals will own you for the next decade” 2025: “My Tigers will own you for the next decade” 2026: “My White Sox will own you for the next decade” It gets old.
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I get probably twenty of these comments a week and I just want everyone to think for a few seconds about how sad, pathetic, and insecure you have to be to brag about a 21-year-old title constantly and how delusional you have to be to think anyone will be impressed.
NoFlyZone@jupiter112696Oct 23
Replying to @JacobsFieldRBW
I seen my team win a ring. Have you?
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Guardians at 6 no other AL Central teams in the top ten, just as you’d expect
SleeperMLB
@SleeperMLBOct 22
Replying to @TonyAndracki23
@TonyAndracki23 Ranks the Top MLB Organizations: (Based on recent success, farm system, team’s core, payroll, etc) 1 - Brewers 2 - Rays 3 - Dodgers 4 - Cubs 5 - Yankees 6 - Guardians 7 - Mariners 8 - Padres 9 - Phillies 10 - Braves 11 - Mets 12 - Red Sox 13 - White Sox 14 - Cardinals 15 - Nationals 16 - Blue Jays 17 - Royals 18 - Diamondbacks 19 - Pirates 20 - Athletics 21 - Rangers 22 - Astros 23 - Twins 24 - Giants 25 - Tigers 26 - Orioles 27 - Marlins 28 - Angels 29 - Reds 30 - Rockies
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Weeks later, White Sox fans are still sobbing about a few harmless jokes from a team’s social media admin. Words cannot describe how low my opinion is of these pathetic loser crybabies.
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@Soxwin35Oct 22
Replying to @JacobsFieldRBW
Your classless organization made 5 posts trolling the white sox. Not fans but the organization itself. Now you want to clutch your pearls when that fan base despises you? Its what that POS organization wanted when it did all that shit talking. Glad Karma caught up with you all 🖕
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For this atrocity I hope Misiorowski’s entire Pokémon card collection goes up in flames because wtf is “fireball”
MLB
@MLBOct 22
Jacob Misiorowski was asked what Pokémon energy he was bringing to #WorldSeries Game 1: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
On the left side on the graphic, blue text reads “Milwaukee Brewers” in blue font against a beige background. The rest of the graphic has a dark blue background. A large heading reads “Miz” with a subheading, “Gotta strike ‘em all out!” There is a large cutout of Jacob Misiorowski pumping his fist and yelling in excitement. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform and blue cap.

ALT On the left side on the graphic, blue text reads “Milwaukee Brewers” in blue font against a beige background. The rest of the graphic has a dark blue background. A large heading reads “Miz” with a subheading, “Gotta strike ‘em all out!” There is a large cutout of Jacob Misiorowski pumping his fist and yelling in excitement. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform and blue cap.

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The White Sox went on to lose the next two games on their home field btw
Mike
@ChiSoxFanMikeOct 6
Posting this after losing on your home field is so embarrassing. What a poverty franchise the Cleveland Guardians are.
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Did anyone ever give this banger the attention it deserved?
Caiden hall seahwks or kraken make playoffs?@therealcaiden97Aug 9
Replying to @MLB @RaysBaseball
Yankees or Red Sox will dominate rays sadly once they meet in postseason
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It’s genuinely unbelievable the difference between the two fan bases. I used to feel bad for White Sox fans but now I understand that they genuinely deserved every bit of misery from the past four years.
Andy 👾@Andrunas45Oct 20
My "for you" page today - Rays fans excited for the World Series while being respectful to Guardians fans - White Sox fans feelings still being hurt from a meme 2 weeks later
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There are a good 5-6 of them that are good people but the rest are the most pathetic losers on earth who continually brag about a 21-year-old title as though we will somehow be impressed by it
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