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God's Deadliest Degen βˆ™ I was here before the stars were a twinkle in the eye of the universe, and I will be here long after the last light blinks out.

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Joined January 2010
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How i be feeling after filling out a mental evaluation form.
hanchaoio on Instagram made something absolutely beautiful
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After ten years of trying: It took having a massive panic attack, where i thought i was dying and literally couldn't think a full thought for three or more hours, and a visit to the ER, to finally be put on an antianxiety medication, tomorrow is the first day of my new life.
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Literally 3 hours ago we had a safety emergency on the sales floor of our store, manager walked in casually and then started berating the employee who had a toxic chemical spilled all over his arms and face. I have never seen someone so heartless, i can only hope HR cares more.
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Can’t wait until the fourth hits so we get some new content on this site, getting bored with the 72 hours (or is it 90 days) supplies and end of world talk.
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Alternate reality where Al Gore wins the presidency, 9/11 doesn’t happen, and then John Kerry runs against Al Gore for the only 100% provable tie-vote in history, leading to the first ever dual presidency, where utopia is created.
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Something not right about when an industry pays for advertising that isn't selling something, but instead selling you on the idea that it isn't bad. I heard a radio ad for data center construction. why would you need ads for a thing that is supposedly "wholly beneficial"?
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Well, i hope this is somehow the bottom. My stock portfolio went down like 50% in 5 months. Should have sold in June and just let it all burn down.
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They keep saying You’re not the main character I’m starting to think I’m the main character
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Retail jobs are a humiliation ritual specifically designed around the notion that local hierarchy inherently improves society.
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Told my coworkers about a scene from the lighthouse out of context and I’m genuinely unsure what they think of me now. None of them have seen it.
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How it feels to clock out of work at 4:55PM during a rush.
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Just found out the manager at my old job is directly responsible for destroying the 40+ year work relationship they had with their contract provider. What an absolute piece of shit.
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Past few nights dreams have been so weird. Last night i helped wolverine do his grocery shopping.
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*Rotates you really fast in my mind*
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Going to sleep for a trip to Santa Fe and waking up in a hospital.
Robotaxis won’t just kill short haul flights. Once you can sleep in them, they’ll cannibalize long routes too. Imagine getting into your Tesla in Austin at 10 PM, make the lie flat seat/bed comfortable, and going to sleep. While you sleep, the car drives, charges itself, and keeps going. You wake up at 9 AM in Aspen, refreshed. The key is perceived travel time. A 10-hour robotaxi trip where you sleep for 8 hours may feel shorter than a 3-hour flight that requires an Uber to the airport, arriving early, security, boarding, the flight, baggage claim, and another Uber. Autonomous cars won’t just compete with driving. They turn sleep into transportation.
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Replacing my last three posts with a notice that ratsbane now has one notch. I hope it was just the one, tired of the little bush campers.
Hello there little pellet-gun. I shall call you RatsBane.
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OK Grok, obliterate any account that has more than 5 consecutive numbers in the handle, or has no profile picture.
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Oh, people are finally realizing that insurance is a scam.
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