Straight people are so annoying. If a hot professional hockey player wants to thirst trap with macaroons and accidentally post his uncut tip in the process, LET HIM!

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jara · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

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jara@slovenebitchNov 3

TMZ

@TMZNov 3

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

tmz.com

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Armand Domalewski · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:05 AM UTC

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Armand Domalewski

@ArmandDomaNov 4

OPEN THAT LESBIAN BAR BACK UP, BOYS!!!

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graveyard smash · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:03 AM UTC

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graveyard smash@oldlindsNov 4

if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line

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Natalie Wynn · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:18 AM UTC

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Natalie Wynn

@ContraPointsNov 4

It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk

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becca · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:25 AM UTC

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becca@becc_lynneNov 4

This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai

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BⱯDBOYROY · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:54 AM UTC

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BⱯDBOYROY@Roco__23Nov 4

BLUE WAVE BABY!!!!!

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rosie · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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rosie@folklorrianNov 4

this is because of the glee revival

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sus ಠ_ಠ · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:33 PM UTC

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sus ಠ_ಠ

@susravioliNov 3

💯💯

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Christopher · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:35 AM UTC

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Christopher@molochofficialNov 4

They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary

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Meowcat · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:12 PM UTC

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Meowcat@thecatidkNov 3

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Sam Stryker · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:55 AM UTC

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Sam Stryker@sbstrykerNov 4

Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar

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Encyclopaedia Britannica · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:27 AM UTC

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Encyclopaedia Britannica@BritannicaNov 4

CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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Wyld Ryder · Nov 2, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC

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Wyld Ryder

@wyldryderxxxNov 2

Who wants to slide it in while I suck him off? 👀🍑💦 @JakeApton

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💫 · Nov 2, 2026 · 12:02 AM UTC

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💫@suhojinyoungNov 2

people are mad because wildwood has lgbtq representation, as if laika didn’t give us this gay icon back in 2012

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💫 · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:02 PM UTC

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💫@suhojinyoungOct 28

i’m building a team…

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Jake Apton · Sep 25, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

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Jake Apton

@JakeAptonSep 25

It's not Market Days if you're not having a crazy amount of sex, so I'm glad I at least got THIS time on camera 😅 Flip scene with @so_much_adam is live now!

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besitoboy🧸 · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:47 PM UTC

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besitoboy🧸@besitoboyOct 27

Normalize jerking off with your bros

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