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Writer. Narrative Designer. Game Designer. Cancer Survivor. 40k hobbyist. Spicy takes and dumb jokes are my own. (He/Him)

Joined November 2018
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While celebrating the national results im deeply ashamed of Washington for passing the 'molest all children' initiative. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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Havent posted a lot on here recently but my friends at @RCWargaming helped me bring an idea ive had a long time to life: What if you could draft Warhammer 40,000 armies? The result: beautiful chaos youtu.be/45FuSVtdQzQ?si=c4sI…
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Nancy really gunned down multiple soldiers and is just out and about lmao
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This game is going to ruin my life (positive)
There is no peace amongst the stars. youtu.be/KVgCDqLTaJk
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Just watched Weapons. Julia Garner do you like bald guys who are good at warhammer?
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One of the best narrative experiences ever made if you havent played it yet do yourself a favor and get it now
You are a clone named Watcher, and you’ve made a grave mistake. 💠 Surface a 1,000-year-old lie from the cosmic shadows 💠 Discover the forbidden secrets of your god 💠 Unravel a tapestry of familial pain, love and revolution 1000xRESIST is 30% off on Steam for the first time.
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Superman was really fun all my homies hate israel
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Nathan Fielder is running experiments Mengele could only dream of
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If you haven't played it yet, take this as a sign you should play 1000xRESIST. I consider it required reading for every narrative designer.
1000xRESIST is the WINNER of a PEABODY AWARD! This is an honour of a lifetime. We took a lot of risks in the storytelling and we are so proud to be recognized. We are still digesting this. We cannot believe it... HEKKI GRACE EVERYONE 🥹
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Another banger ad on X the Everything App
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Came back from walking the dog and got a notice from our landlord they're selling the house and we have 90 days to find a new place. Happy new year!
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On this day for no reason in particular I'm remembering how United Healthcare deemed my life-saving surgery was not medically necessary and I had to fight them to cover it.
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Had a dream that Vance mandated a new American sport called Evil Skydiving. Unsure what the rules were but it says a lot about our culture that this could happen.
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In the end, all of this rests squarely on the heads of biden and Harris, who were so focused on ensuring brown kids got blown up and their donors were satiated they handed the country to the only people worse than them.
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Now, with their end rapidly approaching, we'll see just how much they truly care about the people they're supposed to protect. Will they use the unlimited powers the SC gave them to do anything? Or will they hand those powers over to someone who wants them dead with a smile?
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Can't believe I survived cancer for this shit
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Day 1 of my first vacation in years
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Nothing more infuriating than getting spoilers via funko pops
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This is the best birthday present ever
Enter the Wilds, February 28, 2025. #MHWilds
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It is 2022: Radahn has been nerfed after proving too difficult It is 2024: Radahn has been nerfed after proving too difficult
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If any mutuals are going to Pax lemme know, I'd love to meet up. I'll be going sunday and Monday
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