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Joined November 2019
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i whole heartedly believe this is one of the best and one of my favourite goals i’ve ever seen, how the fuck does it curve like that man
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This has absolutely knocked me for six, must’ve watched it 10 times
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CANELO IS A WORLD CHAMPION AGAIN
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We went from this to Woltemade and Wissa
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🚨🇪🇸 ANTHONY GORDON MAKES IT SIX FOR BARCELONA! GOOD FINISH! Barcelona 6-0 Alaves.
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taking a leaf from that bloke at oxford away evidently
Allan Saint-Maximin receives a red card for grabbing his crotch at an opponent
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Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
There were only 2 games in Britain in season 04-05 than finished 7-1. Rangers V Dundee United and Man City V Barnsley. The same two goalkeepers played in both games - Ronald Waterreus for Rangers and City, Nick Colgan for Dundee Utd and Barnsley.
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STOP THE COUNT ✋
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cov have actually embarrassed us and sunlun mate
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can we scrap this kick off when teams kick it out of play, it’s the most infuriating thing ever
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absolutely fucking ridiculous mind you. we were still shit but come on
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Sean Steur's peformance in our win over Hull was the best any of our midfielders have played this season, and he has played like 5mins since. It's just bloody ridiculous #NUFC
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lewis hall should be fucking gone. cause he’s way too good for these daft cunts, jaissle has to go. pretty unfortunate but he has too
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wissa😭😭😭😭😭😭
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that just is a foul on elanga but alright, game off
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Can we get an emergency loan for Florian Lejeune
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ah mate we’ve actually been the better fucking team man
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we’re just a bit shite aren’t we
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how do coaching staff not realise osulas stopped running and is non stop limping? fucking seriously?
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osulas the most infuriatingly funny footballer ever
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schars pinged that ball 3 times again and done fuck all with it man
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