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why are you booing me, i’m right

Rhode Island, USA
Joined August 2009
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white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
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Suburban moms are going to be D+60 if he runs lol
Ossoff: "Georgia will bow to no king!" He then welcomes Obama to the stage. Here's his entrance. The crowd goes nuts.
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Legit cartoon character
Haley Stevens Fiancé crashed out about @hasanthehun for over a minute.
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Loughlin is running on using the office to be the ‘Inspector General’*, and leaves out like 80% of his BOE report? 🤔 (*Also Speaker Blazejewski already did that…)
UPDATE: @ri_boe has fined the GOP's LG candidate John Loughlin $25 for botched campaign report:
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Are people gonna get mad at me if I say this celebration was lame
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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You want uppies buddy??
Delete the dating apps Find your wife in the gym or something you are passionate about Life will be better
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Whole life flashed before my eyes when I saw the Pier 6 logo in Love Is Blind
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Idk how secret it was, he’s on the fucking ballot lol
BREAKING: Democrats secretly recruited a second candidate named Dan Sullivan to run against GOP Sen. Dan Sullivan in Alaska, hoping to confuse voters & boost Mary Peltola's chances, per NYT investigation.
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I don’t want any more Chris Pratt feel-good movies. I want some Chris Pratt feel BAD movies. And then replace Chris Pratt with someone else.
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Unfortunately this job was made for one guy and one guy only, and Ernie is that guy.
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Do this immediately
Josh Downs is requesting a trade from the Colts. The young receiver is the latest Indianapolis name to surface in trade talks as the Colts continue exploring ways to add draft capital. Would he be a fit in New England to reunite with Drake Maye?
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They’re basically assembling the Pervert Avengers
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit: • Kicker: Harrison Butker • Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker • Punter: Matt Araiza • Long Snapper: James Winchester
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Jesus Christ man
Paul Atreides might be the real villain of Dune, and people aren’t ready for that conversation. Dune 1 & 2 have you rooting for him, only for you to realise he’s becoming the very thing he claims to be fighting. The Fremen see a messiah. Paul sees an opportunity. He didn’t just fulfil the prophecy. He used it to take control. So be honest: was Paul ever the hero, or were we just manipulated into rooting for a villain? 👀
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There are mfs out there who think Cooper Flagg is currently better than Jayson Tatum
lol Tatum? Not a single person that isn’t a diehard Celtics fan would pretend that Tatum is better than Cooper Flagg right this moment… And we are talking about Ceiling?
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Just explained this tweet to my wife and she fucking shot me
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.gq/usedgov/status/2115069…
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oh y’all are just finding out Rebecca Black is really like that
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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Even AJ Hawk had to say something, that’s how dumb it was
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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