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United Kingdom
Joined September 2016
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I’m obSESSED with this weapon. Not sure a single lyric was right, a lyrical king
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'I'm sure my cat just said "well, hi" in a thick US southern accent" 😂 IG: gambino_911
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1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet
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god my humor is trash – at Las Vegas, NV
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UP NEXT! We announce the departure of our Number 1 @Jake_Staples01. Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football🏄🏼‍♂️ His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club! 🧡⚽️🖤 #Champion #RidesMoreThanWaves
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Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.
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Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril. Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.
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That time my sister attempted dancing..
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John Terry’s already found a new career. 😂🎤 [📽 @ALOTO]
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I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)
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Good luck to @domcampany who starts his adventure across the other side of the world. We will miss your Jls Sunday sessions and watching you get megged every week. You’ll always be a champion 💛🖤
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Second we have Players player, a tight vote that ended with @Jake_Staples01 winning by one
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🍾🍾🍾🍾
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What a good group of lads! couldn’t be happier to share the pitch and showers with them every weekend #COYM #UpTheMoatsiders #Champions
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CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆🏆🏆