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Fuck my phones battery is at 70% right now

Joined November 2012
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Harden, KD, and Kyrie have combined for 7 trade requests in less than two seasons. Historic numbers.
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My guy is CHIEFIN, 2 ozs in 3 joints??? Wiz could never!!
Minnesota Lawmaker About Marijuana: ‘Just 2 Ounces Is Equivalent To 3 Joints’ forbes.com/sites/brucelee/20…
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I fuck with Gunna more than I fuck with Elizabeth Warren at this point. Quote me on it.
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And this is after gunna has basically been proven to have snitched on thug. Take that with what you will but on god 8 figure Lizzy War is not fighting for your best interest and that’s on MAMAS
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Ones of these is not like the others (And weirdly enough the one not like the others plays in the PL)
🚨 Real Madrid's transfer targets to replace Karim Benzema: 🇧🇷 Richarlison 🇵🇹 Gonçalo Ramos 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé (Source: Mundo Deportivo)
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Damn I totally forgot about Heroes&Villains wtf am I doing
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No words. Idk what to even think lol. At best, I guess we just wasted a #2 overall pick (not the worst thing in the world), if Wiseman blossoms, we traded a 2nd overall pick for a guy we let go in the off-season lol
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No words. Idk what to even think lol. At best, I guess we just wasted a #2 overall pick (not the worst thing in the world), if Wiseman blossoms, we traded a 2nd overall pick for a guy we let go in the off-season lol
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Thank GOD we saved a total of 37 million though, Lacob would’ve been bankrupt in the quest for a 5th ring (This is all 4D chess that I’m not privy too so maybe in 2 years I’ll be ecstatic but I’m so thrown rn lol)
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Ill never get tech’s obsession with non chronological timelines. I don’t WANT a curated timeline, why would I want to purposefully give myself an echo chamber of 5 subjects from 10 people? Just show me what was tweeted most recently, it’s really not hard
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Joao Felix is finally trying to force his way out of Athletico, one of the worst places to be if you’re an attacking player. Thank god 🙏🏽 thought he might waste away into irrelevance there
I’m losing my fucking mind dude. SBF DEFRAUDED CUSTOMERS TO THE TUNE OF 11 FIGURES!!!!! HE HAS BEEN ANYTHING BUT CANDID!!! Why is he getting invited to a hearing and not a jail cell???????
.@SBF_FTX, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX. Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.
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Will be cancelling my subscription if this is true @andrewrsorkin @nytimes
I’ll be speaking with @andrewrsorkin at the @dealbook summit next Wednesday (11/30).
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Absolute joke of a story. Hope you got the clicks you were looking for instead of keeping integrity!
‘Queen Caroline’: The Risk-Loving 29-Year-Old Embroiled In The FTX Collapse on.forbes.com/6013MFQyH by @SarahNEmerson @richardjnieva @DelRayMan @DavidJeans2
Take it from me, a Payments/car/space travel/and NEW media elite
As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening
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Elon’s wants to be Palmer Luckey so bad with this take
3AC AND Alameda in one year? Jesus
Too many rappers are dying too young. It’s incredibly sad, RIP Take off
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🤢 The L was programmed, Drake curse strikes again 🤧
🦉 @Drake 💙❤ First artist to hit 50 billion @Spotify streams. First artist to share the @FCBarcelona shirt.
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