everyone report to the research department please, thanks

burlington, vt
Joined August 2019
Jake Hofmann retweeted
RT if you’re on the left:
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mike is complaining about his toes while refusing to answer whether he’s been to mar a lago smh
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actually awful news. went here the first night i lived in VT because i was excited to see the history of the place.
The closure comes just before the brewery's 38th anniversary.
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 ONE WEEK UNTIL ELECTION DAY! It’s time to get off the sidelines and on the field— make a plan to vote, knock on some doors, talk to your neighbors and get out the vote. Every action counts. Let’s finish strong!
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posting this without the paid disclosure should be criminal
things going well for vivek i see
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....donald trump?
Has anyone ever seen a Right-wing candidate come from behind to win an election, ever? Cause I've seen leftists do it like 50 times...
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lol bro found a peanut
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
For anyone confused about what happened in Brazil… Imagine if the Kamala Harris campaign, after losing the first round of voting by over two MILLION votes and watching her trail all month, spent Election Day not counting voters but counting buses, and when the courts refused to arrest a city official over a bus spreadsheet, they didn't take no for an answer, they went around the election court entirely, straight to a Supreme Court justice who just happened to be the Democratic president's former personal lawyer, the same president who put him on the bench, and that justice just happened to rule three minutes before polls closed, so late that many machines were already shut and sealed, and then, instead of fixing it, he quietly rewrote his own order so that only the stations still open could keep voting, and nobody, not the press, not the election officials, not anyone, can tell you how many stayed open, or where they were, or why that list hasn't been released, or whether it just happened to line up with the exact neighborhoods the Democrats had spent all day naming, while Republican voters in flooded, blacked-out towns who had begged for extra time were told the doors were locked and to go home, and then the vote count itself was frozen for two full hours in the dark, and when the lights came back on the Democrat had pulled off the first runoff comeback in the nation's history, and the same people who spent four years saying trust the institutions announced the institutions had worked perfectly, that asking which polls stayed open was an attack on democracy, that the list of open polls was classified for the good of democracy which is roughly where Brazil is tonight.
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lol?
This one seems the best so far. Has it been verified?
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“is this poll verified?” source: trust me bro
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i bet if you asked this guy point blank to recite basic facts about this very post he would not be able to
For anyone confused about what happened in Brazil… Imagine if the Kamala Harris campaign, after losing the first round of voting by over two MILLION votes and watching her trail all month, spent Election Day not counting voters but counting buses, and when the courts refused to arrest a city official over a bus spreadsheet, they didn't take no for an answer, they went around the election court entirely, straight to a Supreme Court justice who just happened to be the Democratic president's former personal lawyer, the same president who put him on the bench, and that justice just happened to rule three minutes before polls closed, so late that many machines were already shut and sealed, and then, instead of fixing it, he quietly rewrote his own order so that only the stations still open could keep voting, and nobody, not the press, not the election officials, not anyone, can tell you how many stayed open, or where they were, or why that list hasn't been released, or whether it just happened to line up with the exact neighborhoods the Democrats had spent all day naming, while Republican voters in flooded, blacked-out towns who had begged for extra time were told the doors were locked and to go home, and then the vote count itself was frozen for two full hours in the dark, and when the lights came back on the Democrat had pulled off the first runoff comeback in the nation's history, and the same people who spent four years saying trust the institutions announced the institutions had worked perfectly, that asking which polls stayed open was an attack on democracy, that the list of open polls was classified for the good of democracy which is roughly where Brazil is tonight.
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This is the republican equivalent of Hillary talking about the "alt-right" in 2016. how little they have learned
Donald Trump says Hasan Piker's name for the first time "Most disgraceful of all, Sayed campaigns with communist agitator Hasan Piker. Just watch." He then shows a highlight reel of Hasan at his Michigan rally with Nicki Minaj
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
The people complaining about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line sound like performative humorless scolds, maybe this is Woke 2.0.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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idk i think the average person sees the interior of a cheesecake factory and goes “what”
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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lois griffin voice: john deaton killed a guy
The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
Roy Cooper: *goes to the state fair* @mattmercer:
If it's October, you can count on @RoyCooperNC to get his State Fair Shirt out of the closet and pretend to care about people for a few hours. #NCPOL #NCSEN
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So natural follow question is, based on what he knows about Acton's life, would he have prosecuted her mother and step father for their crimes?
Vivek Ramaswamy just now on the ad with Acton’s estranged mother: “We ran an ad about lying. Amy Acton is lying. … It had nothing to do with childhood abuse, which I will be the number one governor to prosecute when I am the governor of this state because it is wrong.”
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