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Limavady Northern Ireland
Joined January 2018
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
Osula 🥴 THE most unintelligent footballer/striker. Unable to hold the ball up (Fulham’s goal came from him), bizarre, ineffective runs, no anticipation or sharpness in the box, CB’s get it easy. We’re carrying him every game. Only here for the TikTok likes n lols #NUFC
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
But, but the Osula song and memes….
Aye fuck it recall him in January or buy an actual centre forward #nufc
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
if Murphy was a jew, he would've survived the Holocaust. He does absolutely nothing yet ends up on the team sheet.
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
£15m rejected for Jacob Murphy ❌ £18m rejected for Joe Willock ❌ £30m rejected for Will Osula ❌ Absolutely lifting business from #nufc
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
Replying to @CraigHope_DM
The fact we are pinning our hopes on Osula as the answer when we’ve spent over £150m on forwards is absolutely terrifying
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
It remains the best video about addiction that has ever been created.
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Replying to @Memecastle_Utd
When you spend more than us, that's cheating. When we spend more than you, they're the rules.
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
I miss when leftists were tree huggers and not Islam loving retards
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
Replying to @FabrizioRomano
He won the World Cup and didn’t dedicate it to Africa. People of Congo were getting killed and he said nothing. Suddenly he cares about Africa? Lmao
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
We are the most embarrassing fanbase going. He hired a super agent to force a move to Arsenal for a fee lower than the club wanted. Stop being pathetic little cucks man
Bruno taunting the mackems haha. Forever a small club.
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
DO NOT FALL FOR IT HE WANTS AN EASY RIDE WHEN HE COMES BACK HE GOT TWO SUPER AGENTS, APPROACHED ARSENAL AND THREATENED TO GO ON STRIKE Do not allow him to gaslight you into giving him an easy ride when he comes back to play against #NUFC
No f*cking way.... 🤣🤣🤣 He genuinely posted this on his Instagram. 🇧🇷 🤏 ⚫⚪ #NUFC
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
Bruno giving it the ‘you are small’ celebration. He’s trying to win you, you dear reader, back.
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
“Not all disabilities are visible!” No shit but u really don’t need to park any closer to the shop just cos you have arthritis in ya hands or some made up illness. We need a scrutable framework for disability severity/impact. Too many pisstakers lumped in with the genuine needy
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
We are delighted to announce the signing of Matias Fernandez-Pardo for an undisclosed fee. The 21-year-old Belgium international forward joins on a long-term contract and becomes the club's eight first team arrival of a transformative summer transfer window. 🙌🇧🇪
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
👀 Jason: "Jay... Going down? Up the Imps." 😡 Jamie: "Shut up. We're bottom!" Jamie O'Hara had another meltdown after Spurs' loss to Newcastle AND Cundy bringing out the Ange mask 😳 🤣
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
First @premierleague win ☑️
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
We are delighted to announce the signing of Spanish midfielder Nico González on a long-term deal 💪
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
I’m getting heckled off Buzz’s girlfriend from home alone. WOOF!
Was he supposed to sit there and say "when he watched the PL he only watched Newcastle"...really 😂😂
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
Replying to @_HajiDre
Will you?
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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪ retweeted
I put myself in a lot of danger to go and watch Sunderland mate
Replying to @BrownSlices
You don’t go too games
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