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//Resident Evil parody acc. Adult content/topics may appear, explore at your own risk// I say what I want. Don’t call me Wesker.

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Joined October 2025
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Jake Muller retweeted
why is everyone so mean and negative all the time holy fuck
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I need the Sherry so I can give her smooches on the forehead when real Sherry is at work. OOH OOH If I get both, I can make them kiss when real Sherry and real Jake are apart okay I’ve convinced me😌✨.
SHERRY + JAKE PLUSHIE INTEREST CHECK! Shake nation I hope you like these!🙇 They would be a DUO launch, so they would need to reach 100 pledges together (not each!) + the full price would be for TWO ($22.90 each) The pledge would still be $2.98! Comment if you’d be interested!
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//irl I’m gonna try to get these bc they look so cute and I don’t have any Jake and Sherry plushies yet👀. And this is also to help OP push these plushies bc they’re awesome and I’ve heard good things about their products🥰.
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Why the fuck don’t I have more pictures of Sherry on my phone what is all this garbage. “Remember to take the trash out” why the fuck would I need that?? Deleeeete😌✨✨✨✨✨✨
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//But then when I get rid of the clutter it gets rid of the reminder. it’s a struggle💅. So uh, basically the joke is he thinks he doesn’t need that reminder anymore, but that decision is gonna bite him later when the task ISN’T done & he’s like “ohhh I guess I did need that…😐”
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//niche joke I apologize, but maybe this will help me set up future jokes idk😅
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WE GET 20 PICTURES ON HERE NOW?? HELL YEAHHH 20 PICTURES OF SHERRY “THE GOAT” BIRKIN!!!😎😎😎😎😎
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She’s so gorgeous I’m gonna cry and chew on a pillow
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AYO WHAAAT😟😳
For the ones wondering what she was doing in the computer, here's another point of view..
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She could’ve just asked smh😔 I don’t post my nudes on the internet anyway.
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Screenshots from another pov #sherrybirkin
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POV: He caught you flirting with his girl now he's going to kick your ass #jakemuller
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#Sherrybirkin Sherry kicking ass slightly different view with some free cam
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Jake Muller retweeted
cie cieeeee #shake
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