James "Drake" Harden

My coworker told me my other coworker thinks I'm cute and wanted to know if I was single. Now things are about to be extremely weird tomorrow

Seeing everyone steal stuff at Halloween parties reminds me of the time my boys and I took an entire keg from a party without anyone noticing

My costume tonight

The great buzzball race @nickickrose

Coworkers invited me out tonight, let's see how poorly this goes

In a zoom call with the names Anwar, Mansi, Ali Al, Hugo, Mustafa and Mohammed. I do not belong

I can't remember this guys name

Fake baby at the bar

I feel so powerful when I fart with a group of people behind me

I know my golf round is bad when I have to stop to look for extra balls

Foid is talking about DEI

Thinking about how one of my players told our catcher this weekend that if his throw was on target he would have thrown the runner out. This was the same throw that ended up in centerfield

Have not left my couch for 3 hours because of the internet invitations

Baseball

As soon as I get drunk the first thing I think of is door dashing dons

These beers are sitting here and they are talking, they're talkin saying drink me drink me. Someone has to do it. Why not me.

I have watched the worst organized baseball of my entire life over the last 2 days

"Are we just ass" after getting walked off in our second game

Getting dinner at AandW had no idea this was a thing