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Joined August 2020
Cheek of @thetrainline to send me a email saying ‘thank us later’ after my Manchester Piccadilly got cancelled meaning I couldn’t go to the football
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Spare Manchester United v Everton ticket - please message if interested.
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I’m such a FAN of the BIAs. #BIA2024
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I sold you your table. Enjoy x #BIA2024
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When the Uber driver continues to speak to me in Spanish after my expertly pronounced ‘Hola’ 🤌🇪🇸
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“Sorry! English!”
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Thanks @thetrainline. That’s the same number of times my train got cancelled this year too! How funny!
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Lurking at the back post waiting for the Chin Assist because it’s January #gymlife
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Andre Onana so far in the Premier League. • Most clean sheets — 1st • Save rate — 1st • Most goals prevented — 2nd • Most saves — 2nd That penalty save was the turning point for him. Excited to see him starting to show his class. 🧱
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Being the passenger worried about getting to the airport on time is the most thankless job in the world
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The problem with being only one of three people at the buffet is that it’s very noticeable how many times you’re going up.
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Owning dogs are for people who have accepted that Pokemon aren’t real
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I Am G̵r̵o̵o̵t̵ Greg 🪵🌲 🟡🔵 #OUFC | #COYY
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🚨 BREAKING: Mason Greenwood will NO longer play for Manchester United. United and Greenwood have mutually agreed that his future will be away from Manchester United following the conclusion of the club's internal investigation.
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This is disgusting, @ManUtd. I will always stand in solidarity with survivors of domestic violence, so consider me “hostile”.
NEW @TheAthleticFC 🚨Manchester United’s plan to bring back Mason Greenwood included listing football pundits, politicians & journalists and categorising if they would be hostile or supportive. Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile” theathletic.com/4786779/2023…
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Me after telling people that Malo Gusto (4.0) may now be an option.
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Slippery little Judas, him. Certainly had me fooled.
Masons dad Tony: 'Mason...this dressing room man....home mate, HOME. Who would have thought aye, when I bought you up here as little boy' 🥺🥺 Mason: 'I know, special init' [rubs his dads shoulder]
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Very happy to have contributed to this fantastic article by @NatGeo about #wildmeat consumption as part of my work for the WILDMEAT Project. Get your copy from 1st June!
The June issue of @NatGeo devotes 24 pages to the complex issue of bushmeat consumption in the Congo Basin, and highlights WCS initiatives that address the worrying threat of the soaring urban demand for wild protein. bit.ly/3Wnj6lG #SWMProgramme
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🏆 The U's have been drawn at home to @Arsenal in the #EmiratesFACup! 🟡🔵 #OUFC | #COYY
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