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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. Beloved Newcastle United fan, golf enthusiast and im a bafta winner.

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Joined June 2011
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😂😂 so true
Anyone who can’t find the Everton v Newcastle coverage, all you need to do is Press the Red button, scroll down for 30 seconds while doing a handstand, walk 55 paces to the east with one eye closed, say 10 Hail Marys, eat a clove of garlic and then the match will appear
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Israel has literally destroyed 48 cities and towns in Lebanon. Over 1 million people have been displaced. 🚨WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO THIS?
Lebanon is being destroyed. My homeland is being destroyed. Our people are being genocided. Lebanon is the second most-documented genocide in history after Gaza, yet the most denied by the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights after Gaza.
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Alrighty then! 😂😂
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Look at the joy of two animals that were raised together and then separated, look at the joy of being reunited, this is so beautiful.
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“That’s not just a dog—that’s a soldier in training! 😎🫡🐾”
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“25 gggulden” 🤣🤣 #Gascoigne #vanvossen
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Never forget this Gazza moment 🤣
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The uncomfortable truth about electric cars…🚙 #RichardHammond
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🗣️ Harry Ballon d'Or on repeat. 🎶🕺
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This coffee shop exclusively employs people with Down syndrome 🥹❤️
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Good old Paul Gascoigne
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Feels like civilisation is falling apart but don’t worry, they’ve knocked a penny off a jar of gherkins!
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Today marks 100 days since Andy Burnham became Prime Minister. He could have stopped arms sales to the genocidal apartheid state of Israel on day one. He chose not to. For 100 days, he has willingly continued selling UK arms that enable the genocide of the Palestinian people. 100 days of personal complicity. Stop ALL arms sales to Israel NOW.
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LE TIK TOK DE LAMINE YAMAL 🇪🇸 APRÈS LA CÉRÉMONIE DU #BallonDor. 😭📲
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One of the most terrifying images in history: a transformation from life to death. Gaza in 2023 and 2026!
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🏟️ 🎶 New version of Blaydon Races performed live by @HectorGannet tonight....⚫⚪ #NUFC
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F1 engine sounds.
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I've lost count at how many times I've watched this scene from The Big Short.
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