mr Toad

Welcome to Coventry. Man with machete on @AvantiWestCoast train, took @BTP @WMPolice over 30 minutes to turn up. @DailyMailUK not good enough!

Will you ever comment on the moped situation parking on the pavements? Do you just turn a blind eye to it ?

@MPS_Tooting why don’t you do anything about this?

Can you please update us on why the mopeds continually are allowed to park and drive on the pavements?

Why are mopeds allowed to park on the pavement on the high street?

What’s the police’s view on parking and driving on the pavements? Always fun navigating with a pram and kids….

Multiple mugging with knives in Tooting Yesterday affecting adults and children

Words from the Great labour statesman

@MPS_Tooting have you seen this? These are the ladies who beg all day on the high street

@Homebase_uk week in, week out the queues are ridiculous at your streatham store. The poor staff are overwhelmed and in desperate support of more staff and some tills that work. 30 mins queue today.

@Keir_Starmer is Corbyn in disguise!

@McDonalds what do you call this Big Mac? Just got back after a long walk in the rain to this half finished BM. Standards must be slipping in Tooting.

@OddboxLDN have you grown so much now that you don’t care about customer quality? I was pleased to open my box this morning to find this....

@tootingnewsie hi guys. Any idea what this will be on Franciscan Road where L’angelo was?