James Teen

My bro @jagcl’s new friction:

@dancing_phil Us...Uhm... 5 years ago?? xitter.gq/choirchoirchoir/status…

My brother @jagcl wrote this: xitter.gq/mcsweeneys/status/6663…

"Totally Exciting" @corbetthancey on @Jeopardy!!

Calling Pottery Barn

DEERTHIRST @DeerhurstResort @RuPaulsDragRace @BertramlaurieK @dancing_phil @andrewcoimbra

Why wasn't Ben at Chandler and Monica's wedding @paiiige?

JASMINE MATTRESS @RuPaulsDragRace @andrewcoimbra @dancing_phil @krissteeves @gentlemanreg @BertramlaurieK @BGowe @adammoco

Pack your bags, we're going to @DeerhurstResort! @dancing_phil @krissteeves @andrewcoimbra @BGowe @adammoco @BertramlaurieK @MizzBrown

@badalie I just had a dream you sang 'Take Me To Church' for your bday and paid Jack Black, Larry David, and the Olsen twins to be there

Did someone important die? All the news in Portugal is about Paris Hilton... Still... – at Figueira da Foz, Portugal

I nearly broke my neck falling in the shower today, is 29 too young for @Life_Alert?

@Tecumseth watches too many documentaries – at Toronto, Ontario

I just had a dream that there were toasted coconut Doritos – at Toronto, Ontario

Just now realizing that Marcia Gay Harden and Jeanne Tripplehorn are the same person – at Toronto, Ontario

Is it true some gang members, like, tried to shoot Tai in the mall? – at Toronto, Ontario

How did you meet your husband? "Oh, he responded to an ad on Craigslist I posted about me making them dinner for them doing my taxes..."

I am the wind beneath your wings – at Toronto, Ontario

Applesauce please! – at Toronto, Ontario

I'm finally getting around to watching the last season of #SixFeetUnder and I really think that Nate and Brenda should split up – at Toronto, Ontario