James

The Reservoir Dogs slow-mo reveal of the Alice Bells was particularly awful. #huntingalicebell

I feel like I can hear David Baddiel’s voice in this. Not a good thing for me. #huntingalicebell

Having neither the family responsible or the CoCo is Hamlet without the Prince. #liveline

Of course they know perfectly well it’s outside the regulations. #liveline

One of the Johns is itching for a slagging match. #liveline

I’ve never heard of negotiating working, but the CoCo should have made sure they had their bases covered by following procedure. #liveline

The solution is always to buy more of what I’m selling. #liveline

Keep calm and generate cliches. #liveline

I prefer Twinks to Rochelle but I couldn’t bear how insufferable she would be. #bbuk

Making such a virtue of laziness and slobbing about is quite a choice. #bbuk

Harry looks like a Vegas magician. #bbuk

Sam is King of the Jungle. #bbuk

They are a remarkably egocentric bunch this year. #bbuk

I do my own research by reading whatever the Twitter algorithm shows me. #liveline

This is very poor. #bbuk

Sam is dressed like a Junior member of the Peaky Blinders but he’s not complaining. #bbuk

The dress does need a belt tbf. #bbuk

Yeah she’s not a bit performative, eh? #bbuk

Joanie has been mainlining Fox News for years. Probably moved on to Newsmax now. #liveline

Groyper time on #liveline.