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the damn swamp
Joined May 2020
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me and the lads when i post a niche banger tweet:
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how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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abdul el sayed and every muslim person around him has been called a radical islamic jihadist terrorist every single day by the entire political spectrum since he won the primary and i haven’t seen a single think piece or major media interview of an arab voter abt how this makes them feel. arab and muslim voters combined make up almost 4% of the electorate. jewish voters make up 1.4% & many of those jewish voters aren’t zionists or will let israel get in the way of preserving american democracy. so we’ve heard endlessly from a tiny group of potential spoiler voters who aren’t getting their way on a deeply unpopular issue- why?
If you're trying to understand why so many Michigan Jewish Democrats are defecting, I wrote in August about it. It's not, per se, about foreign policy. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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give it up, y'all ain't never getting those plantations back
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everyone’s shitting on this tweet but it’s completely true, this city is as awful as it is today because of the cubans that are here
girl, south florida wouldn’t be what it is today without cubans. we helped build this community, its businesses, and its culture. you’re welcome, tho
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See this how you win democrats Be normal. Be kind. He does so well Hes better than you @neeratanden Hes better than you @shannonrwatts And hes definitely better than you dumbasses @MinnesotaDFL and @DNC
Mai Vang's best friend and her best friend's mom were so surprised and pleased that Hasan pronounced the names of traditional Hmong dishes correctly 😭🤍
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You got billionaires coming to Florida to evade taxes. You got out of touch grandparents coming to Florida to rot in the Villages. You got a corrupt Brazilian candidate coming to Florida to evade exile and live off taxpayers. You’ve got Cubans being the densest demographic 😭
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makes sense when the choice is between the republican and the guy who was a republican last year, they’re going for the full-strength face-eating leopards
Angie Nixon outperforming David Jolly among specifically Cubans is really wild but it feels appropriate vibes-wise. I live in an almost 90% Hispanic, heavily GOP suburb in Miami and I see way more Byron Donalds signs than Moody.
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Duval County might be Socialist Angie’s backyard, but Duval is MOODY COUNTRY!  GO VOTE, FLORIDA!
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Flirting Harassment
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does he know he's not white
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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AMC A list is like 20$ a month my man
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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Who in their cracker ass mind thought of some bullshit like this
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gonna start coming up with my own polls since you can just say whatever
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they used to ask you about the movies you were in now you gotta pretend you give a shit about some pastries
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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The cia is now using kids for their scenarioslop
come get these kids!!! 😭
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get in line brother
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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my brain is so cooked i’ll see an ad on ig and think it’s an obscure, ironic meme
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Ok this is the clip
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