A little bit bougie, a little bit lobster roll. Fresher than a new coat of paint. Gender unambiguous since 2018. He/him. RT ≠ endorsement. 1-800-EGG-TUNA

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Joined October 2010
Never buying this stuff again. At 18g of sugar per 1/2 cup (condensed) it tastes like candy soup.
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar
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24 hours in vegas <3 mff north american tour that’s a wrappp <3
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You WILL believe that it takes 20 minutes to fry a pork chop.
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Charles Kushner, a New Jersey real-estate developer and the father of Trump’s son-in-law Jared, became the U.S. Ambassador to France in 2025. Introducing himself to the French public in a social-media video, he said that he knew “a limited amount about France.” He does not speak French; he has never lived abroad. He served time in federal prison for illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering. The last crime, a blackmail scheme that involved hiring a prostitute to seduce his sister’s husband, suggests a dubious approach to conflict management. Yet Trump saw fit to hand him one of the most coveted posts in American diplomacy, the seat once held by Thomas Jefferson and by Benjamin Franklin, stewarding the relationship with America’s oldest ally. Since taking up his post, Kushner has earned a reputation for meddling in domestic French politics at sensitive moments. “I don’t see how he can possibly affect the opinions of the French government by regularly irritating them,” the president of the American Academy of Diplomacy said. Lauren Collins reports on Charles Kushner’s Ambassadorship and a new cohort of MAGA diplomats who are underqualified for their posts and overeager to impress the boss back in Washington: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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Replying to @TheStingisBack
This is what millions consider the original text.
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Bills pinned under this post. If you can help, I would be very grateful 🙏 I also need groceries and wishlist support if possible. Even $5 helps. Thank you so much friends 💗 [email protected]
I'm having a difficult time on extremely inadequate disability support. Asking for help is the only way I can take care of my basic needs, pay bills and get groceries. Please consider helping me survive Thank you so much 💓 [email protected] amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/AO1…
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Replying to @ScottApogee
1882 was a wild year for gaming
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THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) - Behind the scenes
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That’s depressing ngl
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Replying to @DanielHood4
I love this Italian Ripoff of Alien. (Released a whole year later!) Worth seeing just for the Goblin soundtrack. youtube.com/watch?v=TAQSPcDv…
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Tonight, I discovered that pork chops and homemade cranberry sauce are a match made in heaven. A little goes a long way.
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It's never too late after the sun is long gone, to still get a decent shot. You just have to have your eyes wide open and not trip.
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Disabled and drowning in debt I cannot escape. Short on Oct. bills and completely unprepared for Nov. 🛑 Please, if you can spare anything for bills, debt, or urgent wishlist needs (groceries, paper towels, ginger chews, vitamins), or even just a RT would be a huge help🙏
I'm having a difficult time on extremely inadequate disability support. Asking for help is the only way I can take care of my basic needs, pay bills and get groceries. Please consider helping me survive Thank you so much 💓 [email protected] amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/AO1…
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I would do anything for love, but I won't eat bean salad for breakfast seven days in a row.
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For whatever reason, Windows 11 decided to open 28 instances of Calculator...
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Happy 37th Birthday to Mia Wasikowska!
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