Jani 🎓

Bait engagement 🔃 Play victim card Mark Goldbridge 2020-

Yeah yeah you fill out the stadiums every season because you are all overhelmingly emotionally attached to dopamine release. What about dedicating just one season to not go to games. No it will never happen, because you all play a part in ruining Manchester United 👍

I’m not watching the Man Utd game. How much are we winning since Bruno is out?

Volk is crazy man 😭😭😭 I don’t take him seriously until he puts on those damn GREEN pants

Petr Yan 3-2 Merab. Objectively true, but man WHAT A FIGHT! That was a 🐐 deciding fight and they both delivered 🤩🤩🤩

It comes the point for ALL Man Utd managers where - yes the board messed him up in the summer - yes there are loads of injuries but when you start doing objevtively dumb decisions every game, I stop feeling sorry for you. If Carrick gets sacked, I won't feel bad for him anymore.

I just don't understand why/when Man Utd managers decide to be dumb. Subbing in your first attacker when it's only 10 minutes to go??? I just don't get it, I'm tired.

And just there you saw it. Amad 2 years ago did not move that slow

Even as the biggest supporter of Amad, he's clearly lost his agility due to the injuries. For a player like him, that is very very worrying.

What did Rashford actually do so wrong to be benched so much? He was our best player against Everton and since then he’s just been benched almost every game??

Man this is killing me. Why can't Rashford and Amad never be on the pitch at the same time. Why do we always have to have maximum one winger on the pitch at all times.

Man Utd need to drop this woke bullshit please. It's not even that beneficial when it works. Yet, we concede a dangerous chance every other game because of it. smh 🤦‍♂️

WHY THE FUCK IS MARTINEZ STILL STARTING OVER YORO WHY IS RASHFORD ON THE BENCH FOR THE POSITONLESS CUNHA WHY IS DALOT BENCHING WHY DID WE NOT SIGN A LEFT BACK Why are people at the club so dumb to the absolute obvious?? Why does every Man Utd manager become dumber by the day????

MARTINEZ IS SOOOO SHIT MAN. I DONT CARE ABOUT BALL PLAYING

Mbeumo that’s my STRIKER (not RW)

We bring on Dalot to provide width and suddenly the game opens up??? 😱😱😱😱

SUB ON RASHFORD AND BALEBA NOW MAN. WE HAVE NO EXPLOSIVENESS

People love to hate on Dalot, until it’s time to play without him 🤷‍♂️ He’s a certified starter.

When you have Shaw and Yoro as fullbacks who can’t provide directness attacking wise it makes no sense to have Mainoo drop in the back 3. Tactically and individually we are set up illogical.

Cunha hates the left wing role soo much he’s basically forcing Mbeumo to go out wide. I can’t emphasize enough how much we missed with that signing. Smh 🤦‍♂️