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I'm cool.

Joined January 2021
Q SLOP everywhere.
• BREAKING: 1 of 3 Election Will Not Be Certified — Military Operation Enters Final Phase • The Sting Operation Is Almost Complete • They Stole It in Plain Sight • The Art of War Playbook Is Working • 1871–2026: The Fake System Ends • Not an Election. A Template. • The 10-Year Plan Is Ending. Here’s What Happens Next. • Trump Isn’t Campaigning. He’s Executing a Military Operation. • This Was Never a Normal Election. It Was the Last Stage of the Sting. • Voting Was the Bait. The Trap Is Closing. • Congress Blocked the Save America Act. The Numbers Explain Why. • The Republic Is Being Restored. You’re Watching the Endgame. • 1871–2026: The Fake System Is Collapsing • Military and Executive Orders in Place as Certification Is Blocked • Ten-Year Operation to Restore the Republic Enters Final Stage • Election Conducted as Template to Expose Systemic Fraud • Statistical Anomalies Force Re-Examination of Certification • Law of War Manual Activated Under Commander-in-Chief Authority • Deep State Structure Dating to 1871 Now Under Direct Challenge • Space Force and Military Documenting Evidence in Real Time • Public Awareness Gap Required Final Demonstration of Process 1. This Election Will Never Be Certified 2. Trump Is a Military Operative. The Mission Is Almost Over. 3. The 10-Year Plan Just Entered the Final Stage 4. Voting Was the Bait. The Trap Is Closing. 5. Welcome to the Grand Finale @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk
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JUST IN - Laura Loomer has been paid by private clients "to make political posts" on social media without publicly disclosing the payments, the WaPo reports.
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I just checked but I couldn't find anything in The Bible that says I should spend billions of dollars to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschild family.
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Reject all Wallsexuals 🫡
BREAKING: Ted Cruz comes out as wallsexual
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LaMelo Ball is the only player in the league leading his team in points, assists, steals & 3-pointers.
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Gaslighting 101.
Patriots in control.
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#Vikings defender Josh Metellus says Adrian Peterson is his football GOAT, and tells a funny story about how all day called him a dog during a game in his rookie season while he was on Detroit and he was star struck: “Adrian Peterson, I put him on a very, very high pedestal.”
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“This is the most insufferable he’s ever been.” @BillSimmons believes Luka is on an MVP run, but he’s not a fan of the way he plays.
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Hey @grok, Is this true AIPAC stopped endorsing candidates and is now hiding behind a hard-to-track Super PAC called the 'United Democracy Project'?
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Are we going to see an increase in all the Q Tard shit for the remainder of this presidency?
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It feels like removing a dagger from my leg. Headache. Dysphoria. Flatness. Hearing phantom iPhone dings in my sleep. Days 1-3 were more of a rush. I felt light and free. On day 4, the withdrawals began. I've never had to kick something like this before. Screens are a legit addiction. I'm curious to see if the month 6 PET scan shows enhanced metabolism in regions that improve in drug addicts who quit like the thalamus, frontal cortex, and striatum (reward circuit). There are no PET studies of people quitting screens, so Dr. Eber and I are breaking new ground. Image attached is baseline PET (F18 tracer). That's one of a few scans I'm tracking. Day 6/365 Sent from my screenless phone
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MAGA being mad that an effeminate male got called a tranny is peak 2026.
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: CONFLICTING REPORTS One robbery. Two political narratives. Not a fact in sight. And MAGATARD's brother makes his debut.
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THIS IS GREAT: #Vikings star safety Josh Metellus is BACK with Part 2 of his sourdough baking series. This time, he shows the entire baking process and reveals two beautiful homemade loaves: classic sourdough and jalapeño cheddar. This is awesome. 👏❤️
WHOLESOME: #Vikings star safety Josh Metellus has posted a video showing fans how he spends his days off from football. Metellus wakes up at 7 AM, takes care of his kids, drops his son off at school, and spends the day baking homemade sourdough bread. He even makes a special jalapeño cheddar loaf for his wife. This is awesome. 👏❤️
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Will they ever admit it?
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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🚨THIS IS WILD🚨 #Giants RB Cam Skattebo revealed that he PRAYS TO GOD WITH HIS TEAMMATES IN THE SHOWERS before NFL games. Before his devastating ankle injury in Philadelphia last year, Skattebo said he had an OUT-OF-BODY experience while praying and felt something was WAY OFF.
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Just enough to keep you complacent... They do it every time the tide starts to turn against them. They bring back the Q slop.
Patriots in control.
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So Russell Brand and the Tate Brothers are in jail…but everyone on the Epstein list are free and accumulating more wealth and power…
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I don’t think you understand. Supporting Israel as a Republican is now the kiss of death. Your days are numbered. America First or GTFO
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