@JaredGelman

I’m a kooky guy who loves pop music

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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blue@mdnaburnsOct 26
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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she’s my hero
carter hambley@carterhambley16 Apr 2021
god i hate my girlfriend
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m0ppu@myluckymopOct 27
“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” being the first words out of your mouth when this happens is killing me bro. it is insane what social media has done to the way that we speak
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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senses@sensesthebandOct 27
PATTERNS OUT NOW! 🟥 open.spotify.com/track/2sAFe…

patterns

senses · patterns · Song · 2026

open.spotify.com
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Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 23
Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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evy 🐦‍⬛@magpieluvrOct 23
he finally broke no contact 🥹
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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flor@ftdtfearlessOct 23
they’re coming back home !!
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Magdalene
@magdalene10000Oct 23
My debut album American Heroine out November 6th 𓆩♡𓆪 presave in my bio babydoll
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Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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Do you feed the beast or do you put it on ozempic...?
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kyndall@kyndallreneOct 22
the slayyyter debacle made me remember wendy reacting to camila cabello's old tweets.. "she's coming for blacks, she's coming for the asians. jews... you are not a part of this but i know you're going through a lot."
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Pop Tingz
@PopTingzOct 23
20 years ago today, Fergie released ‘Fergalicious.’
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A queen in pirate drag holding a Ouija board… Drag name: Mi-Anne Cisters
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MR. POP
@MrPopOfficialOct 22
24 years ago today Christina Aguilera released her album ‘Stripped’.
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End of an era.... Also, I will never forget when people on Twitter thought "Via Getty" was the name of a Capitol Rioter cuz they confused it with a photo credit </3
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and growing competition from AI-generated imagery. The company plans to restructure and become privately owned.
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some new decor for the house
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Aaron West
@oesteOct 20
shout out to the lady at the end for one of the most flawless 30 second impromptu improvs i’ve ever seen
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 20
“Come On Over (All I Want Is You)” by Christina Aguilera has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR.
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Were re-inventing Medieval warfare from first principles
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 18
WATCH: As shops continued to be looted in Paris, France, tonight, a local resident dumped pots of hot water on the rioters.
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