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J A R E D

@JaredtheDJ

* Afternoons @ 101.9 @kinkradio Portland, OR * voice talent at @liveone 90's Alternative & Adult Alternative * all-state * above average *

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Joined April 2008
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Sports radio give Ben Simmons talk reserved parking like bill Lumbergh. Stop it
Debt ceilings... so hot right now
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What's your favorite professional tennis press conference moment?
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Top Things: @JaredtheDJ’s Best Of 2020 - kink.fm/jareds-best-of-2020/ – at Bull Mountain, OR
Jared's best of 2020 - 101.9 KINK

Jared's best of 2020 - 101.9 KINK

Okay, I get it… it was a crappy year. I am tired of talking about the negative...

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LiveOne@liveone15 May 2020
TODAY 💚 Amazing performances from @ZhaviaWard, @LaurenJauregui (LiveXLive Presents encore), @JellyRoll615 and more on #MusicLivesON! Tune in at 8pm ET / 5pm PT: bit.ly/MusicLivesOn
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"A Star Is Korn" consequenceofsound.net/2019/…
"A Star Is Korn" reimagines hit movie with Jonathan Davis in place of Lady Gaga: Watch

"A Star Is Korn" reimagines hit movie with Jonathan Davis in place of Lady Gaga: Watch

Move over Lady Gaga -- Jonathan Davis is the next big star!

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The other day I got called “fella” ... not “guy” or “captain” or “chief” .... #fella
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For about 20 years I thought the lyric was “I guess it rains down in Africa”. Like... he’s not sure if it rains there or not. #toto #weezer
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I want to be the kind of asshole who sees a fashion kid in a vintage Metallica tee shirt and insists they be able to sing at least one song from “Ride the Lightning.”
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Thanks @sportschop xitter.gq/sportschop/status/9718…
You. Piece. Of. Shit.
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I always feel so sad... lady in sprint mode for 3 blocks to finally reaches the bus... gets to the door... driver drives off
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Just opened a bag of pistachio nu..... and they're gone.
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Two days after wasting $1 trillion on tax cuts for the rich, Republicans now claim we have no money for children’s health insurance. I can’t imagine anything more heartless than ignoring our most vulnerable while giving more money to millionaires and billionaires.
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Fan Brings Earplugs to #Morrissey Concert in Case He Talks: cos.lv/eHww30gTLxS (via @REALpunknews)
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Maybe I missed it, but I don't remember the need to provide tax breaks to wealthy hedge fund managers in the Virgin Islands being one of our nation's pressing crises. Yet that's exactly what Section 14504 of the GOP bill does.
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Tip of the cap to the stranger on my bus tonight just simply eating one of those mini cans of fish food. #trimet
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Today at the international climate talks, Syria joined the Paris Climate Agreement. Thanks to Trump, the U.S. is now the only one out.
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Where's the next mass shooting gonna be? Any guesses? Should we try to do anything we can to prevent it? No? Ok cool. Good luck out there!
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Watch @FooFighters' #DaveGrohl, dressed as David Letterman, perform a Frozen-@Metallica mashup with Kristen Bell: cos.lv/sHPz30ggHBk
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