@JasonHellerman

He/Him.

 Los Angeles
jasonhellerman.net
Joined April 2009
  • Tweets40.8K
  • Following2.7K
  • Followers2.1K
3.3KMedia
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Joe Miller@JosephMiller318h
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

30
1,295
8
28,187
280,822
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonOct 24
Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
Disclose.tv
@disclosetvOct 24
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
24
442
4
13,175
232,124
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅
@joepezz_Oct 24
The Chargers lost a few lineman The Eagles have now lost: -QB1 -Every single RB on their roster -WR1 and WR2 -TE1 and TE2 -Every lineman besides Mailata -Both starting Edges -Both starting Safeties
Cowboys@UNC121168Oct 23
Replying to @HimJong_Un @joepezz_
The Chargers have more injuries than the Eagles.
3
6
202
12,055
You Can See Everything belongs at the MoMA playing on a loop. It’s a staggering achievement.
2
122
no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
120
7,555
38
150,637
1,378,865
Jason Hellerman retweeted
That Hurts
@That_HurtsOct 23
Life comes at you fast.
Brycen 🏆
@Brycen2047Oct 23
AJ Brown is one more drive without a target away from reading a banned book on the sideline
36
310
7
4,546
77,613
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid3 Nov 2018
Life is fun and I love having fun
338
10,223
565
46,028
I love how wrong I was
Jason Hellerman@JasonHellermanOct 22
Finally a familiar sixers game
2
2
162
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Jason Hellerman@JasonHellermanOct 22
Finally a familiar sixers game
1
1
1
271
Finally a familiar sixers game
1
1
1
271
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiriOct 22
John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
dan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 22
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
4
187
6
1,909
36,375
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Andy Compton@andycompton_Oct 22
Chasing a career in filmmaking is funny bc every year I’m like “this is the year” and then it’s not
30
64
18
384
10,802
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Damian Counsell
@DamCouOct 22
When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
223
3,338
78
80,052
1,481,038
Survivor 🔥
75
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Josh Eberley 🇨🇦
@JoshEberleyOct 22
Still somehow the best father in the Wolves back court
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 21
Ernie Johnson: “So are you a diaper changer, man?” LaMelo Ball: “Nah, my girl do all that…I definitely did it before it’s just not my job you know what I’m saying?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. (h/t @SnapshotKyle)
33
524
6
12,045
350,753
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoOct 20
that’s pretty fucking cool happy for knicks fans
6
15
1
387
15,800
Go Sixers.
3
204
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Hoops Reference
@HoopsReferenceOct 20
Are people aware the Sixers won 45 games last year with both Embiid and PG out half the season + with zero depth whatsoever? Because every fake intellectual on here has them somehow getting worse and I genuinely dont think any of you watched this team last season
iris 🖤@irisketballOct 20
didnt have the time to put together a fancy graphic but here's my standings prediction
25
34
1,146
35,698
Jason Hellerman retweeted
chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 19
this malick ass baby bro
gal౨ৎ
@prtygal777Oct 18
such a precious moment
31
1,202
22
15,561
315,842
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Chris Infante@Infante54Oct 19
Hope the bettors are ok, right @CSimmsQB?
7
54
2
711
13,263
Load more